Winner/Bonus Shot/New Caption Contest
And the winner is…..
In an unprecedented decision, mostly due to my inability to make a decision, we have two co-champions of last week’s caption contest…..Bschooled with, “Can you hear me now?” And Dianne with, “We caught up with The Tea Party candidate for President in 2012 at his campaign headquarters. Red Woody Johnson promises to stay on the phone until Sarah Palin agrees to be his running mate.” I felt that they were both winners, so they both won!
Bonus Shot….
New Caption Contest….

Mr. and Mrs. Blake happily agreed on a wedding night activity that they would both enjoy. They had it their way.
Just beat my caption to win a fabulous blue link, international recognition and early onset diabetes!


I haven’t got a caption but that bonus photo is just too beautiful for words!
I love this one myself…all those beautiful rays.
Thanks Nursemyra!!
Is it a view you look out on often?
Yes, almost everyday thankfully. It’s only about a 20 minute walk up the mountain or a two minute drive. I love it!
Yay!!! We won!!
The award couldn’t have gone to two better people, Scott.
I had a speech prepared, but NM is right…once I saw that bonus shot, I forgot what I was going to say.
I agree, you couldn’t find two better people on the planet. I don’t care how long you looked either.
This may be the first time I’ve ever seen you speechless. Damn.
Thanks B!!
Ok, I’m back, but only because your caption for the last shot made me spit out my tang smoothie..
You are the master.
I appreciate the compliment. I think I felt the splash way over here. But that may be just wishful thinking….you know how I get.
A Tang smoothie sounds like a little, liquid piece of heaven. You’ll have to give me that recipe……please?
I am honored to walk the red carpet with bschooled
that bonus shot is a masterpiece
be back when a caption comes to me
thanks Scott
You just gave me images of you two walking arm in arm down the red carpet, I just haven’t come up with a celebrity nickname for you two yet……soon come.
Can’t wait to hear your new one!
Thanks Dianne!!
Newlyweds Burtha and Jim Bob “Bubba” Jones are seen in their wedding photo only hours before spending their honeymoon in the cardiac care wing of the county hospital.
Awesome! We already have a serious contender, I love it.
Thanks Jay!!
OMG! I so want a celebrity nickname
I have always dreamed of walking the red carpet and when asked ‘who are you wearing?’ I’d smile and say Vera Wang, then I’d turn around and the tiny little bitch would be hanging off my back
my caption dear captain is …
eharmony.com denies all allegations of running subliminal Burger King ads on their site.
That’s hilarious! Then, you could cut off Jimmy Choo’s feet and wear them as shoes…..shit, yours was way funnier, mine is just sick in a Lector kind of way.
I like your caption too; they must be doing something if over half the population is now clinically obese.
Thanks Dianne!!
When Cheryl found her rich soul mate with a dicky heart, she knew what had to be done!
You’ve just given me a brand new life plan! Shit, did I write that out loud?
Thanks Frigginloon!!
Kristi was only kidding when she told the baker to ‘super-size it.’
Your photo rocks BTW.
Good one FJ! If you like it then I must be learning. Now, I just need a new camera and some study time….
Thanks FJ!!
You know you’re a redneck if . . .
Brilliant shot. I know some people in Missouri who would be right proud of that.
I’m not sure where that was taken but my guess was West Virginia. Glad you stopped by!
Thanks Jammer5!!
Two comments:
That mountian photo is breathtaking.
and
Are you kidding me with the Burger cake? and better yet, what the hell does she have on her head?
God Bless them both. There truly is someone for everyone.
Thanks for the compliment on the photo; it’s one of my favorites that I’ve ever taken. I love those delicious rays!
God bless them indeed. It just warms the cackles of your heart and raises your blood pressure dramatically doesn’t it?
Thanks Candy!!
And “can you hear me now?”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That’s awesome Scott.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Glad you liked my winners, they deserved it! You know that you still don’t have a pony in this new race….
Thanks Candy!!
A special congrats to the winners! Their captions captured the subject brilliantly, while the camera caught him as . . . not so brilliant. Although the view from that toilet . . .
Anyway, that mountain shot is unreal, Scott. The winding road begs for a corner carving supercar, or perhaps a short jog on a cool day. Like a hundred feet or so for my burned lungs, then walking, crawling, passing on . . . but in a cool place!
My caption would be, “I married for his cute buns and really big meat!”
Budda Bing! Another great blog, mi amigo!
Love your caption! I love to walk up that road. Believe it or not before I started smoking again I was jogging up it….at least mostly.
What I wouldn’t give for a porshe to play with….
Thanks Dan!!
Sadly the Blake marriage was never consummated due to Donny’s massive coronary three hours after consuming the fifty pound wedding burger.
Perfect, that may just be it!
Thanks Rooster!!