Winner/Bonus Shot/New Caption Contest
And the winner is….
Dianne with, “TMZ reports that a thin dark haired woman was seen running from the scene, no evidence that it was Sandra but …” AND Rooster with, “Even irony likes to be ironic from time to time.” It took a tag team to knock CLT from the top spot, and it was still close. I didn’t want anyone to jump to any crazy conclusions about him and I either. Because that would be just crazy.
Bonus shot….
This is another kitten we saved when her mother abandoned her. A lot of the stray cats here are tragically addicted to crack (or are just retarded). After a week or two they just leave them to die. We nursed this one back to health with a dropper and condensed milk. I figure you guys will only love me more (and possibly send me money) if you see that I save kittens.
New Caption Contest….
The earliest known citing of ‘Frank’ from Donnie Darko.
All you have to do is beat my caption for international recognition, a beautiful blue link and a free kitten! Please include your address (for kitten mailing) and credit card info (for voluntary donations). Would a dude who saves kittens really rob you? Feel free to also send cash….lots and lots of cash.
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“What do you mean, its Christmas, right?”
Good one Dave. I don’t know which mascot is scarier tho…
Thanks Dave!!
Oh My God, Scott. I am seriously melting right now, and seeing as I’m allergic to cats and pretty much heartless, that’s saying a lot.
Let me know where to send the money…
Congrats D&R! I will send you guys money too (I know a place that sells it cheap.)
I’ll be back with a caption once I’ve composed myself.
You’re allergic to cats? Damn, we’re going to have to get you all medicated up before you move in then. Luckily I have lots of ‘medications.’ You can just bring the money with you when you come. And bring some extra ‘medications’ too…they don’t even sell Oxy Contin over here. (Can you believe it?)
Thanks B!!
The new photo reminds me of one of my favorite scenes in Shyamalan’s Signs. Joaquin is watching a video of a birthday party…do you know it?
Believe it or not that’s one movie that I’ve not seen yet. You’ve just reminded me though, and I may download and watch it tomorrow.
Thanks Pamela!!
It’s one of my top ten. Not to everyone’s taste, though, so I’ll be curious to know what you think.
I’ll definitely let you know.
And from that moment forward, things started to go horribly downhill for young Elwood P. Dowd.
Good one Don. I love the name; a fella could write an entire book around that name.
Thanks Don!!
Or a movie. Harvey!
Damn, you stole my Harvey line
hahaha, or the royalties for both!
“I didn’t want anyone to jump to any crazy conclusions about him and I either. Because that would be just crazy.”
Or ironic
Nah crazy, just crazy…
Br’er Rabbit, after years of being chased through briar patches, took his revenge on the kids who laughed at him by stealing all their Easter eggs.
Is this before or after he slaughtered the whole family?
Thanks Jammer!!
Awww you are my hero! I loooove kittens, retarded or not. I just love how they seem to have velcro paws and stick to whatever surface they are on. I’d love a Spanish kitty!
That is one scary Easter bunny mask. Yikes, way to traumatize the kids.
Then I’m finally doing something right! I just mailed him out today, if that’s ok? Spanish mail is a little slow so probably 3-ish weeks….
I’ll take a bunch more pics, so you can get the whole fam excited for the package!
Thanks Mrs. D!!
I think the best mail ever (besides getting a million dollar check) would be getting a kitten delivered. If he makes it here alive we’ll name him Scotty
Wouldn’t it be though! I’m glad we don’t have to find out if he’ll make it alive since you’re coming on Friday anyway. Somebody is already making tapas….
If you really loved kittens then you would stop masturbating.
Caption:
“Everything was just great until the rabbit starting shooting.”
Hahahaha, I don’t love anything that much, not even my eyesight or cleanly shaven palms.
Great caption!
Thanks FJ!!
L337…HAHAHA!…L337
Ergggghhh!
hehe how about..
“I thought u said i didnt have a dad…wait till i tell the kids at school!”
Haha, my mother told me the same thing, until I saw the drunken Santa staggering away…
Thanks Susi!!
“Mom!? Dad!? Tommy’s pet rabbit has been in Barry Bonds’ yard again!!”
Cheers Scott!!
Another serious contender. Good one!
Thanks Matt-Man!!
If it wasn’t for your caption i wouldn’t have even seen the bloody rabbit, so on that note i sadly remove myself from the race…
Don’t let that exclude you. I missed the screaming guy in that Edvard Munch painting many times.
Thanks RubyTwoShoes!!
I like your little pussy.
I have too many pussies (one) already. I have to find a nice, warm home for this one.
Thanks Candice!!
Nice kitty, I have two here -not mine..but I care for them as well.
Caption. I am not that witty.
“Come on, spread out. Lets catch him”
That’s very sweet of you Corve. Way to throw your hat in the ring too!
Thanks Corve!!
Hell-yaz! Thanks for making me a wiener!
I’m proud of you for saving kittens; for real, that’s awesome.
“I sure hope the Easter Bunny brings a coffee table.”
Don’t thank me, thank your witty anecdotes.
You threw up another contender this week too, why don’t they have a coffee table?
Thanks Rooster!!
My guess would be to protect the children’s heads.
These kids today are too damn coddled. We had to bust our heads open on coffee tables everyday. And we liked it.
Congrats Diane and RR! Loved the captions and being beaten at my own game! It’s a fetish of mine. I’ve got pictures!
My stab at this week’s photo:
The Jehovah’s Witnesses’ look to swell their numbers with kid-friendly bunny suits and door-to-door impregnation.
So, uh…any chance we could get a look at some of those pictures?
Good caption but I have a related question too; if they (JW) believe that only 144K (?) are going to make it into eternal paradise….why would they try to convert anybody. Those odds suck for them already….
Thanks CLT!!
I just Googled “Donnie Darko” and need to catch-up! That flick got by me. I’ll be back . . . there’s a killer caption for that somewhere in the recesses of my stagnant brain. Great winners on the last one! Great work, Scott!
It’s an old movie now. But probably a ‘can’t miss’ even after all these years. You’ll begin to see that fucking rabbit Dan, day and night…
Thanks Dan!!
My daughter loved the kitten. Nice work!
thank you!! you always make me feel clever
and you rescue kittens, that doesn’t surprise me
I read some of the captions and they’re just too good
all I could think of was – “See! I told you Santa was gay”
Well I don’t know that I rescue them per say, no rushing into burning buildings for me…
See, even your ‘can’t think of a caption’ caption is a good caption. You are so clever. BTW, How’s that working out for you? Being clever? –Fight Club
Thanks Dianne
I see dead rabbits
That’s brilliant Loon, brilliant!
Thanks Loon!!
Freddy Krueger is such a kidder !
You’re determined this week. Me likey!
Thanks Loon!!