Winner/Bonus Shot/New Caption Contest
And the winner is….
The winner by popular consensus, and because I said so is Jay with, “I think I’m going to go into the priesthood. And, I’m going to start practicing right after this picture is taken.” Because pedophilia makes us smile!
Bonus shot….
New Caption Contest….
-January 30th 1965- The Cheney family receives fresh intel that The Kenyan has arrived on the big island.
I know that the dates don’t match up but I don’t care. You are supposed to beat me after all. So all you have to do now is bring the pain. By ‘beat me,’ I mean beat my caption. And by ‘bring the pain,’ I mean bring funny captions. Even though I think the outfits are cool and kinda sexy, I’m not into actual pain. Sorry.
Winner/Bonus Shot/New Caption Contest
And the winner is….
Matt-Man with, “Mom!? Dad!? Tommy’s pet rabbit has been in Barry Bonds’ yard again!!” And Frigginloon with, “I see dead rabbits.” Another twofer this week so they have Solomon’s parable to deal with. Will they cut the kitten in half? I hope not…..
Bonus shot….
This is Paco. Paco is just one of my spectacularly drunken (and lovable) Spanish neighbors. There are many more men named Paco. And there are many more spectacularly drunken neighbors.
New caption contest….
“Listen up you two. I just found out that Santa is fake, the Easter Bunny got hit by a car, and Jesus hates us and wants us to die. But daddy said if we don’t take a nice picture then he’s going to shoot Fido. Ok, ready,…smile!”
Just beat my caption to win a bright blue link, international recognition and your chance for bible lessons from a Zen master. -That’s me.
Winner/Bonus Shot/New Caption Contest
And the winner is….
Dianne with, “TMZ reports that a thin dark haired woman was seen running from the scene, no evidence that it was Sandra but …” AND Rooster with, “Even irony likes to be ironic from time to time.” It took a tag team to knock CLT from the top spot, and it was still close. I didn’t want anyone to jump to any crazy conclusions about him and I either. Because that would be just crazy.
Bonus shot….
This is another kitten we saved when her mother abandoned her. A lot of the stray cats here are tragically addicted to crack (or are just retarded). After a week or two they just leave them to die. We nursed this one back to health with a dropper and condensed milk. I figure you guys will only love me more (and possibly send me money) if you see that I save kittens.
New Caption Contest….
The earliest known citing of ‘Frank’ from Donnie Darko.
All you have to do is beat my caption for international recognition, a beautiful blue link and a free kitten! Please include your address (for kitten mailing) and credit card info (for voluntary donations). Would a dude who saves kittens really rob you? Feel free to also send cash….lots and lots of cash.
Winner/Bonus Shot/New Caption Contest
And the winner is….
Capitalist Lion Tamer with…. The West Virginia Repertory Theatre’s production of “Seven Brides for Seven Brothers” enraged the locals with its positive portrayal of non-related spouses.
Bonus Shot….
Blues
Blues
New Caption Contest….
Yea baby, the carpet matches the drapes AND the salad!
Winner/Bonus Shot/Caption Contest
And the winner is…
Candice with, “Prozac. Because some people just fucking need it.”
Bonus shot….
Gollum’s country estate
New caption Contest….
You’re so pretty I could just eat you up. Plus I’m freaking starving so…..
Just beat my caption (it shouldn’t be hard) to win some beautiful blue linkage, international recognition and a castle in the hills of rural Spain.
Winner/Bonus Shot/New Caption Contest
And the winner is….
Bonus shot….
New caption contest….
Hank and his daughter were having a great birthday party until drunken auntie Cameltoe showed up and spit on the cake
Winner/Bonus Shot/New Caption Contest
And the winner is….
In a hotly contested battle Nursemyra takes home the blue with, “Do these shorts flatter my erectile tissue?” After long, hard thought it was his pose and expression that won it for the sexy nurse.
Happy Valentine’s Day…..
Romantic couple watching the sunset
New caption contest….
Who knew a pair of Capri’s could feel so uncomfortable?
Who knew a pair of Capri’s could feel so uncomfortable?
You guys know the drill; just beat my caption (and the hell out of each other) to win a stunning blue link, international recognition and a three-some with a pair of hot Barbary Macaques!
Winner/Bonus Shot/New Caption Contest
And the winner is…
Ramblin’ Rooster with “Sadly the Blake marriage was never consummated due to Donny’s massive coronary three hours after consuming the fifty pound wedding burger.”
Bonus Shot….
Really high
New Caption Contest….
Mary’s new husband Chester proudly displays the last vestiges of his rapidly declining testosterone levels. Meanwhile Grandma second guesses the sleeping arrangements.
Just beat my caption to win a bright azure link, international recognition and morning glory! Good luck and God Bless…
Winner/Bonus Shot/New Caption Contest
And the winner is…..
In an unprecedented decision, mostly due to my inability to make a decision, we have two co-champions of last week’s caption contest…..Bschooled with, “Can you hear me now?” And Dianne with, “We caught up with The Tea Party candidate for President in 2012 at his campaign headquarters. Red Woody Johnson promises to stay on the phone until Sarah Palin agrees to be his running mate.” I felt that they were both winners, so they both won!
Bonus Shot….
The view from MECINA BOMBARON.
New Caption Contest….
Mr. and Mrs. Blake happily agreed on a wedding night activity that they would both enjoy. They had it their way.
Just beat my caption to win a fabulous blue link, international recognition and early onset diabetes!
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