Winner/Bonus Shot/New Caption Contest

And the winner is…. 

 Thomas Stazyk  with, “Winners of the Planned Parenthood Poster Child Contest!” There were a ton of great captions but Thomas won because this photo made me want to have an abortion. And I’m not even pregnant. 

Bonus shot…. 

 

Another example of the strange clouds that form around Cadiar. These looked exactly like giant cotton balls but they were probably incubators of some sort.

New caption contest….

 

You can imagine how relieved mom was that the boys passed out before getting into the meth.

Just beat my caption to win a beautiful blue link, some international condemnation and triplets with wet brain.

Winner/Bonus Shot/New Caption Contest

And the winner is….

 

 

 

 Nursemyra with, “Jason was determined to beat grandpa’s quail hunting record.” AND Candy with, “The Hestons were so proud of little Charlton. Just like Grampa taught him.” In yet another week of unprecedented results, we have two beautiful ladies sharing the title. Unless they want to have a pillow fight over it…then we would all win. 

 

 Bonus Shot….

Patterns

New caption Contest….

 

This is the last known photo of Timmy and Jimmy. If you have any information about their current whereabouts please contact us at Thesekidsarefuckingdead.com.

Just beat my damn near unbeatable (it’s ok because I’m not even allowed to win) caption to win a beautiful blue link, international recognition and hot pillow on pillow (or not) action.

Winner/Bonus Shot/New Caption Contest

 

And the winner is…. 

 

 

The winner by popular consensus, and because I said so is Jay with, “I think I’m going to go into the priesthood.  And, I’m going to start practicing right after this picture is taken.” Because pedophilia makes us smile! 

 

 

 

Bonus shot…. 

 

 

 

This is one of the things I love about living in rural, Southern Spain; the apocalypse could occur and I wouldn’t know for weeks.

 

 

 

 

 New Caption Contest….  

-January 30th 1965- The Cheney family receives fresh intel that The Kenyan has arrived on the big island.

I know that the dates don’t match up but I don’t care. You are supposed to beat me after all. So all you have to do now is bring the pain. By ‘beat me,’ I mean beat my caption. And by ‘bring the pain,’ I mean bring funny captions. Even though I think the outfits are cool and kinda sexy, I’m not into actual pain. Sorry. 

Winner/Bonus Shot/NCC/And Other News

 

And the winner is….

For an unprecedented second win in a row it’s Capitalist Lion Tamer with…. “In other news, the FDA has just released a statement on acceptable phpm (pubic hairs per million) levels in organic produce.” The phpm won it out. Who among us doesn’t love that image?

Bonus Shot….

 

Ahhh, the Med! Unfortunately, this photo was taken just off a highway. There’s a soft shoulder and then …well this. They don’t believe in guardrails here. It’s their way of eliminating chronic drunk drivers.    

New Caption Contest….

Friday afternoon Jimbo finally came to understand how powerful this law of attraction stuff really is. Next week on the curriculum; the harsh reality of gravity.

You guys know the drill, just beat CLT’s caption for an amazing azure link, international recognition and a free copy (you’ll have to attract it though) of The Secret.

In other news April 1^st marks one year for me in this hobby/craft of blogging. I can’t believe I’ve lasted this long. Twice as long as 4 of my marriages in fact. I’ve met some of the coolest, funniest people to ever walk the earth along the way…and I just wanted to say thank you… I love you all. Here comes Kayne West so I better wrap it up.

Also I’m quitting smoking again on April 1^st, for the last time, I promise. So send me some good, peaceful vibes and some morphine please.

Winner/Bonus Shot/New Caption Contest

 

 

And the winner is….

 

 

 

 

Capitalist Lion Tamer with…. The West Virginia Repertory Theatre’s production of “Seven Brides for Seven Brothers” enraged the locals with its positive portrayal of non-related spouses.          

           

     

Bonus Shot….     

Blues

            

             

New Caption Contest….       

Yea baby, the carpet matches the drapes AND the salad!

       

Winner/Bonus Shot/New Caption Contest

 

 

And the winner is….

 

 

 

Another Desert Rat with, “This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I said, ‘why don’t you just sit on my face’!”  

 

 

 

 

 

Bonus shot…. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

New caption contest…. 

 

Hank and his daughter were having a great birthday party until drunken auntie Cameltoe showed up and spit on the cake

  

Winner/Bonus Shot/New Caption Contest

    

 And the winner is….

 

 

In a hotly contested battle Nursemyra takes home the blue with, “Do these shorts flatter my erectile tissue?” After long, hard thought it was his pose and expression that won it for the sexy nurse.      

  

 

 

 

Happy Valentine’s Day….. 

 

Romantic couple watching the sunset

  

           

 New caption contest….  

 

Who knew a pair of Capri’s could feel so uncomfortable?

   

You guys know the drill; just beat my caption (and the hell out of each other) to win a stunning blue link, international recognition and a three-some with a pair of hot Barbary Macaques! 

Winner/Bonus Shot/New Caption Contest

  

And the winner is…..

 

   

In an unprecedented decision, mostly due to my inability to make a decision, we have two co-champions of last week’s caption contest…..Bschooled with, “Can you hear me now?” And Dianne with, “We caught up with The Tea Party candidate for President in 2012 at his campaign headquarters. Red Woody Johnson promises to stay on the phone until Sarah Palin agrees to be his running mate.” I felt that they were both winners, so they both won!  

Bonus Shot….

 

The view from MECINA BOMBARON.

   

New Caption Contest…. 

 

   

Mr. and Mrs. Blake happily agreed on a wedding night activity that they would both enjoy. They had it their way.

Just beat my caption to win a fabulous blue link, international recognition and early onset diabetes!

Winner/Bonus Photo/New Caption Contest

           

 And the winner is…….

  

 

        

Jay with….“Jimbo and Shastina seemed to have it all. Looks, money and the most awesome pet parrot in the world. Then one day it all when horribly wrong. After a night of partying, Max the Parrot went into a drunken, drug fueled rage after listening to Cole Porter albums backwards and murdered both Jimbo and Shanstina in their sleep.”       

I just couldn’t resist the image of the parrot killing the couple. I’m sick like that.           

Bonus Photo….. 

 

A sunset from my old dock in Florida. I'm a sappy sucker for sunsets.

New Caption Contest….. 

 

I’m telling you Jimbo, that is part of the rationale that the Fed espouses with its low interest rate regime. Not only does it allow banks to repair their balance sheets, it also encourages investors to put money into riskier assets in order to get some return on their investments. Over $260 billion has gone into bond funds this year, and just $2.6 billion into stock funds. However, you have to balance that with the fact that some $400 billion has left money market funds paying less than 0.2%. So there is some movement to capture yield. Then we can buy us some more brews!!

Sorry for using the same photo twice in two posts, but this was way too good to pass up. Anyway, just beat my caption to win international recognition, a stunning blue link and your own ‘porch potty!’                              

        

 

Winner/Bonus Photo/New Caption Contest

Sorry that it’s been a month on this one, as you guys mostly know it’s been a rough month. But alas, it’s time to finally get back on track….so…..        

 The Winner is….

         

        

Dan Mcginley with…. Things took a bad turn after the language spokesperson quit, and Piper Palin became the last minute replacement. “She went rogue,” explained Piper’s mother. “She tells it like it is . . .”            

Bonus shot… 

         

Contrast

      

         

New Caption Contest …….      

 

Sometimes a picture with your parrot just isn’t enough

  

 

Just beat my caption (and everyone else’s) for a beautiful blue link, international recognition and possibly a dead parrot.