Zodi’s Blog

And the winner is…./New caption contest!

Today’s theme is ‘difficult decisions’ and I had a whopper this week. But I had to step up to the plate, swing for the fences and make horrible sports analogies. Anyway the winner is…………….

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   Dianne with, “It’s not a disguise you asshat! We can see your face, where’s the child support?” I admit that you had me at asshat! You have won a beautiful blue link!

 

 

And now for today’s caption fuckery….

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“Remember, there are no mistakes, only lessons. Love yourself, trust your choices, and everything is possible.” -Cherie Carter-Scott.    Um,…peepshow it is then!

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August 18, 2009 - Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , ,

37 Comments »

  1. Does Scissor Hand include a happy ending?

    Comment by Wyrm11268 | August 18, 2009 | Reply

    • I guess that depends what you’re into. Good caption!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | August 19, 2009 | Reply

  2. Can I get my pubes trimmed for $4?

    Comment by nursemyra | August 18, 2009 | Reply

    • I’m positive that everything is negotiable on that street!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | August 19, 2009 | Reply

  3. K, I’m still thinking on this one, but I do have a question…

    Call me naive, but wtf kind of “aromas” would they be selling at a XXX video store, anyway?

    Comment by bschooled | August 19, 2009 | Reply

    • ?? Hint of shellfish? Pheromone fragrances? Smell of spunk? Debbie does daisies? Pervert Petunias? Loser Lavender? Or the most popular yet, ‘please make my hand smell like a vagina?’

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | August 19, 2009 | Reply

      • aroma in a sex-oriented business refers to bottles of amyl nitrate (poppers) for a quick buzz during sex.

        Comment by David | September 21, 2009 | Reply

  4. “Maybe I’ll just take “Big Black” for a test ride, since they put it on display outside here anyways.”

    “The first one is too wide! The second one is too narrow! This one is JUST RIGHT.”

    Comment by wordnerd45 | August 19, 2009 | Reply

    • I just threw up in my mouth. And on my lap. And on my computer. Wow, I could’ve happily gone my entire life without that visual. –Not a bad caption though.

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | August 19, 2009 | Reply

      • And you thought women can’t be twisted. Muwahahaha…

        The Nerd

        Comment by The Nerd | August 19, 2009 | Reply

        • Oh my God, I know that women can be twisted. I know!

          Comment by Scott Oglesby | August 19, 2009 | Reply

  5. I’d like to thank all the little bloggers
    and of course the crew, without having the crew there for mindless sex and to fetch me drugs I couldn’t be the star I am

    thanks Scott
    that was fun

    I guess I owe Matt-Man for leading me to your blog
    I wonder what he’ll want?

    Comment by dianne | August 19, 2009 | Reply

    • I too wonder what he may want? Good luck with that! Do you have a caption for this week?

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | August 19, 2009 | Reply

  6. the phone rang just as I was looking for inspiration

    all I came up with is …

    “Even whores won’t screw a guy in a hoodie”

    Comment by dianne | August 20, 2009 | Reply

    • Shit, I’m going to have to go back to the mall then.

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | August 20, 2009 | Reply

  7. The most masculine block in town. Not a woman in site for miles, and if there is, you don’t want to touch her.

    Comment by Claire Collins | August 20, 2009 | Reply

    • I think those guys actually would touch her. I think they are pretty lonely right about now.

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | August 20, 2009 | Reply

  8. “Why should I pay ten pounds for a porno flick when, at no cost, I can pleasure myself by shoving this big black pole up against my ass?”

    Cheers Scott!!

    Comment by Matt-Man | August 20, 2009 | Reply

    • Damn what’s up with the anal stimulation ideas today? Good one!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | August 20, 2009 | Reply

  9. HAHAHAAHAHAHA!!

    What to do?? What to do??

    Good one…

    Comment by Candy | August 20, 2009 | Reply

    • Like I said, it’s all about the tough decisions on this one! What to do indeed??

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | August 20, 2009 | Reply

  10. Caption: Man, I thought the guys would think I was cool for taking them here. But now they’re walking away! I’m such a loser.

    Comment by barelyknittogether | August 20, 2009 | Reply

    • Ah, that’s very good BKT. We may have a frontrunner!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | August 20, 2009 | Reply

      • The photo has John Hughes Film written all over it. Coming of age, sex, loneliness…ahhh, sweet adolescence in the red light district.

        Comment by barelyknittogether | August 20, 2009 | Reply

        • I’ll write the dialog if you do the plot?

          Comment by Scott Oglesby | August 20, 2009 | Reply

  11. Dear Kate:

    Thought you’d like to see where I spent my last vacation. The street whores here are willing to do the things you never would have done to me while we were married. Maybe if you had, we’d still be married and you wouldn’t be such a sexually repressed, controlling shrew-bitch.

    Say hi to all eight kids for me. I’ll see them…whenever.

    Your ex,
    John G

    Comment by wordnerd45 | August 20, 2009 | Reply

  12. Hey Asshole:

    Your latest skank just sent me this pic of you. So that’s where you ran off to now? The kids have been crying for their daddy for weeks now. Don’t you think it’s time to grow a pair, man up and be a DAD instead of a super-sized douche bag? Get back to Pennsylvania NOW so I can get the hell away from our kids — they’re driving me fucking nuts.

    You suck as a father. I hope you catch a bad case of gonorrhea.Eat shit and die.

    Get bent,
    Kate G

    Comment by wordnerd45 | August 20, 2009 | Reply

    • And the award for best use of pop-culture in a caption goes to….. Good job!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | August 21, 2009 | Reply

  13. “James steeled himself for another heart-breaking round of ‘Are You my Dad?'”

    Comment by Capitalist Lion Tamer | August 21, 2009 | Reply

    • It’s great to see you here CLT! Now you’ve firmly put ‘Are you my Mother?’ in my head. That was good!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | August 21, 2009 | Reply

  14. Hair Cut……6 pounds

    XXX Aromas……10 pounds

    Having all day to hang around Soho because you ain’t got no job……………Priceless!

    Comment by bschooled | August 21, 2009 | Reply

    • And God damn would a MasterCard be handy (accidental pun) in Soho.

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | August 21, 2009 | Reply

  15. Can I play twice?

    “Thus began James’ lifelong dream to become a gynecologist…”

    Comment by Capitalist Lion Tamer | August 21, 2009 | Reply

    • You can play as often as you like. There are no limits to funny!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | August 21, 2009 | Reply

  16. “As soon as those guys are out of sight, this bollard is going up my ass.”

    Comment by Ramblin' Rooster | August 24, 2009 | Reply

    • Damn. Again with the upping of the ass? OK!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | August 24, 2009 | Reply

  17. I get it from my childhood, when all I’d ever hear was mother saying, “Stick it in my ass.”

    Comment by Ramblin' Rooster | August 31, 2009 | Reply


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