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Oh. My. God.
That picture is way too cute to caption….
Comment by Candy | November 10, 2009 |
You could always use a cute caption…
Thanks Candy!!
Comment by Scott Oglesby | November 11, 2009 |
“Static is a BITCH”
Comment by Reb | November 10, 2009 |
Oh man, if I could’ve done that just by running on carpet with socks, I would’ve have been in heaven. Still would be!
Thanks Reb!!
Comment by Scott Oglesby | November 11, 2009 |
Helium or Hypoxia: You Decide
Comment by Ena Lynne | November 10, 2009 |
It’s always a good comment when I have to look something up. Thanks for stopping by Ena!
Thanks Ena!!
Comment by Scott Oglesby | November 11, 2009 |
Scott, if that camera “red-eye effect” is no effect at all, then we have a serious case of demonic possession, in which case any offensive caption could be read by the resident soul snatcher, who would then proceed to hunt down the author with extreme prejudice . . . or at least text request for another possession.
The sheer power of levitation and apparent “pinned arms” of the helpless adult are serious warning signs, and I’ll have to steer clear of this little one. Perhaps even kiss-up a little . . .
All hail Lucifer!
Modern religion has become so complicated. Technology complicates everything.
Great post!
Comment by Dan McGinley | November 10, 2009 |
Hilarious! Now you’ve really freaked me out though. Shit. Do you think she’ll be able to find me way over here? She’s probably all grown up now and has the powers of an elder. Maybe she’s like Akasha or something from Rice’s books. Great comment, great caption, and thanks for coming by!
Thanks Dan!!
Comment by Scott Oglesby | November 11, 2009 |
Scott, that photo is brilliant.
I’ll be back for the caption contest, I need time alone to think…you know how these things intimidate me.
Comment by bschooled | November 10, 2009 |
I know, it’s one of my favorites. I like to pretend that there was skill involved in seeing that cloud and running home to get the camera.
Remember to show the caption who’s boss, look it straight in the eye. Be the alpha!
Thanks B!!
Comment by Scott Oglesby | November 11, 2009 |
Man (to Doctor)- “Brain damage? What do you mean she has brain damage??”
or
“She ain’t heavy, she’s my kid…”
(Now you know why I never enter these caption contests…)
Comment by bschooled | November 12, 2009 |
I loved Jay’s caption, wise choice Scott.
your cloud is wonderful
it looks like something I saw the other day but I was high so who knows
I didn’t get to answer your ? on my last post.
I think Johnny Depp could do Clyde beautifully
I actually think Hilary Duff will do a good job
no one will ever match Warren and Faye though
and now for my caption
“don’t take it out on me! I don’t know who my real Daddy is, ask Mommy”
I am surely going to hell but I will have so many friends there
Comment by dianne | November 10, 2009 |
Thanks for all of the kind words Dianne. Was your high of a pharmaceutical nature? If so, I’m definitely coming to visit. They don’t even have good painkillers here. Nothing.
Anyway, I think Depp and Duff has a nice ring to it, and I think they would make a great Bonnie and Clyde.
Thanks Dianne!!
Comment by Scott Oglesby | November 11, 2009 |
August 23, 2005
I am now 36 hours heroin-free! God, I wish I had some heroin…
Comment by Capitalist Lion Tamer | November 11, 2009 |
Hahaha, those withdrawals are some bad mother-fuckers.
Thanks CLT!!
Comment by Scott Oglesby | November 11, 2009 |
My kind of shot Scott…nicely done. I’ll be back later for the caption.
Comment by fundamentaljelly | November 11, 2009 |
Thanks FJ, glad you like it. I’ll see you with your caption…
Comment by Scott Oglesby | November 11, 2009 |
Hee Hee…Great pic. My grist mills are turning slowly but I shall think of something. Cheers Scott!!
Comment by Matt-Man | November 11, 2009 |
Thanks Matt-Man, I thought you’d like that one.
Thanks!!
Comment by Scott Oglesby | November 11, 2009 |
Greetings from the dark side . . .
If she’s Legion, Scott, we’re totally screwed!
Great blog! The gangsters gave me a brutal flashback to Russian cage girls in a “club” on Long Island (padlocked cages, a dollar a minute to keep the curtain up, etc.), but I’m alright now.
I’ll be back! Or is it BOCK, like Governor Arnold? Did the dictionary change it yet?
Comment by Dan McGinley | November 11, 2009 |
I can’t wait to catch up to some of your stories, I have a feeling they’re going to be similar to mine. Although the girls weren’t Russian or in cages, everything else is exactly the same.
I think the word Nazis’ over at Webster’s have indeed changed back to bock but only after ‘I’ll be..’ It’s now like the I before E rule…
Thanks Dan!!
Comment by Scott Oglesby | November 11, 2009 |
That’s it daddy! I want out of the act. I never wanted to join the circus to begin with.
Comment by Jay | November 11, 2009 |
That’s about the age they get them going too, isn’t it? Poor kids.
Thanks Jay!!
Comment by Scott Oglesby | November 11, 2009 |
great cloud photo Scott!
Comment by nursemyra | November 11, 2009 |
Thanks Nursemyra!!
Comment by Scott Oglesby | November 12, 2009 |
Scott…I cannot tell you how much your comment today meant to me.
thank you for you wonderful expression of friendship. Sometimes it can be just as healing as hugs.
Comment by Candy | November 11, 2009 |
You’re very welcome. And what I said is all very true!
Thanks Candy!!
Comment by Scott Oglesby | November 12, 2009 |
“We worship you Oh Great Child. There is no child but you. Honestly, we thought the Wii would be more fun than is was. And we thank you for graciously pointing that out. Look Sweet Child, we brought Juicy Juice.”
Comment by fundamentaljelly | November 12, 2009 |
A definite frontrunner, hilarious!!
Comment by Scott Oglesby | November 12, 2009 |
When I get down from here, I’m kicking your ass.
Comment by Claire Collins | November 12, 2009 |
He is due an ass-kicking for sure.
Thanks Claire!!
Comment by Scott Oglesby | November 12, 2009 |
…In time, most of the family came to forgive Carlos. After all, he was only playing. But a small faction of the family was still upset that he had secretly implanted that huge thumb-tack under Danielle’s scalp, and felt that Carlos knew all along that his little niece was going to be the Easter pinata…
Comment by phfrankie bondo | November 12, 2009 |
You gotta teach these kids early that sometimes your flush and sometimes your bust.
Thanks Phfrankie!!
Comment by Scott Oglesby | November 12, 2009 |
“You’re soooooo adorable sweetie. You remind me of a young Linda Blair.”
Cheers!!
Comment by Matt-Man | November 12, 2009 |
I had been thinking of touching on The Exorcist, good shit indeed!
Thanks Matt-Man
Comment by Scott Oglesby | November 12, 2009 |
Another reason babies shouldn’t “get high”.
Comment by Ramblin' Rooster | November 16, 2009 |