Winner/Bonus/Caption Contest
The winner is…..
Capitalistliontamer with “The Carlsburghs continued on after losing their water rights, declaring they needed no water and that the “motherfucker” could “burn” for all they cared.”
Bonus shot…
New Caption Contest…
Fuck you
After all the great entries I got on the last one, I decided to make this one a little harder. You know the drill, just beat my caption for a beautiful blue link and some international recognition. Yay.
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Wow, I’m speechless! Trust me, that doesn’t happen that often!
What was Sarah thinking with that toxic cloud burst of a rain coat! Somebody get my gun! We’ve got a fashion emergency on our hands!
Love ya kiddo! Hugs from the frigid state of Colorado!
I’m building that fire like you suggested!
Yea the rain coat is a bit much. She really needs to read your blog and take some of your advice. Have fun with your fire. Make sure you toast some marshmallows for me!
Thanks Vicki!!
Fuck the kid. Let’s focus our attention on Sarah Palin’s jacket. This was after having a 2 hour meeting with former President Bill Clinton.
Haha, really? Well it has to be somewhere then. Nobody and I mean nobody, gets out of a room with old slick Willy without a stain. I hear he even soiled Larry King.
Thank Candice!!
LOL love the photo – the grandma so oblivious – the band looking so bored.
“Sadly Sarah was unaware that mini-Palin was now channelling her mothers true emotions in public – unfortunately in the wrong direction.”
Here we go! More Sarah bashing! Why so much hate?
Why not? Sarah’s a hater so it only figures that she attracts hate.
I don’t hate anybody. Well, ….almost. Those rascist, ignorant nutjobs over at Rapture Ready invoke a hate-like emotion in me.
Glad you like the photo, I found it interesting. Good one!
Thanks Reb!!
Things took a bad turn after the a language spokesperson quit, and Piper Palin became the last minute replacement. “She went rogue,” explained Piper’s mother. “She tells it like it is . . .”
Haha great caption Dan!
Thanks Dan!!
Sorry Scott, my fingers stumbled there: “after the sign language spokesperson quit,” or maybe it’s “signage person”, or maybe I need a peyote button . . .
Reading Dorsey’s “Road Kill” and laughing my ass off. Thanks for the heads-up!
You’re going to be ordering everything he has written. I only buy two authors in hardcover, since we move around so much. Dorsey and King.
Thanks again Dan!!
What is that bonus shot of, Scott?
Please don’t tell me it’s your neighbors place…
It’s just a gutted trailer that was in a helluva windstorm. I don’t know why, but I love shots like those. I’ll have to get more pics of some of the houses around here…
Thanks B!!
I love those shots too.
And I have a new caption:
Girl: “Fuck you! It’s not like she’s actually keeping the clothes…”
Haha good one B! You’re already a winner…just for playing. She didn’t get to keep them? What a jip.
Thanks B!!
Oh, and I’ll have to think on this one…you took my original “Fuck you” caption.
Yea, I figured that I’d steal the obvious caption to make it harder for everyone else. Bwahahahahaha.
Thanks again B!!
Man at microphone:
And now, two members of the Alaska junior players will present a dramatic reading of “Palin and McCain: America’s Republican Love Affair.”
Hope you’re well Scott! (That’s not part of the caption..unless it gets me the win!)
All the best,
Don
Good one Don! Yea, a little flatery will never hurt your chances. I’ll bet you’ve heard that line about a 1000 times.
Thanks Don!!
Little Boy: “You’re gonna end up getting pregnant and having to rush to get married just like your mother and sister. LOL Hell, it might even be me who knocks you up. Your family is so fucked up.”
Girl: *flips off boy*
Haha that was great Jay! What a mean little bastard he is; I’d flip him off for that myself.
Thank Jay!!
I’ve come to collect my Blue Link and International Recognition (especially from Canada).
On to this week’s:
While Mom proudly displays her new shower curtain/coat, the youngest Palin proudly demonstrates how her family greets Russians.
Might just be another frontrunner CLT. Your successful references to the coat and the filthy Russians were brilliant!
Thanks CLT!!
I know folks!! Between the little girl flippin’ off the boy and that shower curtain Sarah is wearin’, it’s hard to tell which chick is the one with “special needs”.
Cheers Scott!!
Good question…which one is the special needs kid? Or is that the baby? I think I’m rapidly becoming a special needs adult.
Thanks Matt-Man!!
Crap…it was right above me and I didn’t see that Capitalist used “shower curtain”…I nullify my entry. A thousand pardons. Cheers again!!
No need to nulify your entry Matt, your tard reference was wholly unique.
Thanks Again Matt-Man!!
“See that shower curtain coat? You betcha it’s fuckin hers you friggin GOP!!!!”
Haha oh those furious republicns and their ‘showy’ outerwear.
Thanks Frigginloon!!
The kids gone rogue no doubt. Looks like CLT may go back to back, Jack.
Actually it was Dan with the Rogue joke, but CLT is always a deep threat.
Thanks FJ!!
“See this finger? It’s been up my nose and soon it’ll be up your ass if you don’t shut up while my Mom gives her speech”
She does look really aggresive doesn’t she? Great caption!
Thanks Nursemyra!!
“Girls rule aand boys drool, sucka! Take that”
That may be the most factually close one yet.
Thanks Candy!!
lol
Nice to see you again.
Thanks Corve!!
(little boy)….”my Daddy talks up here ALL the time”.
(Sarah)……hurry up and shut the fuck up, my turn.
Haha that’s a great one Micky!
Thanks Micky!!
I tried to think of something funny like, “Hey, I told Aunt Sarah to wear that coat…” but honestly the caption should “Best Picture Ever Taken”.
P.S. Please stop taking pictures of my house. Calling it a “bonus shot” doesn’t make it hurt any less.