Zodi’s Blog

Winner/Bonus Photo/New Caption Contest

Sorry that it’s been a month on this one, as you guys mostly know it’s been a rough month. But alas, it’s time to finally get back on track….so…..        

 The Winner is….

         

        

Dan Mcginley with…. Things took a bad turn after the language spokesperson quit, and Piper Palin became the last minute replacement. “She went rogue,” explained Piper’s mother. “She tells it like it is . . .”            

Bonus shot… 

         

Contrast

      

         

New Caption Contest …….      

 

Sometimes a picture with your parrot just isn’t enough

  

 

Just beat my caption (and everyone else’s) for a beautiful blue link, international recognition and possibly a dead parrot.        

 

 

 

                                      

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January 5, 2010 - Posted by | Uncategorized | , , ,

29 Comments »

  1. Woo-woo! Thanks Scott! You just made my morning! I was applying to yet another environmental job with the state, who will undoubtably ignore my ten page application and experience again, hiring another lazy ass insider who delivers jacked coffee to the right manager every morning, and most likely a gratuitous BJ . . .

    This next caption will require some very deep thought, drugs, creativity, and something-something in French. Thanks, and hope you’re well! Serge lives!

    Comment by Dan McGinley | January 5, 2010 | Reply

    • Glad that I was able to make someone’s morning. I wish you very good luck on the job. Maybe you need to go volunteer for some asshole politicial? Serge will never die!

      Thanks Dan!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | January 6, 2010 | Reply

      • Thanks, Scott! My job hunt is a funny book in itself . . .

        I read Dorsey last night and got my “Serge fix”, when he put that guy in an MRI, after making him ingest bullets. Still laughing about that one!

        Okay . . . here’s my caption attempt:

        “Say hello to my leetle friends. One ees like a canary in a coal mine, warning me when the Feds come. Dee other is a quick solution . . .”

        Great picture . . . I’m going to forward it to Boston George Jung and give him a few laughs!

        Comment by Dan McGinley | January 6, 2010 | Reply

        • You gotta love the way he kills people man! I like your caption as well. Let me know what old George thinks!

          Thanks Dan!!

          Comment by Scott Oglesby | January 6, 2010 | Reply

  2. Most brides are wearing white and holding a bouquet in their wedding photographs, but not Louella-Rae.

    Randy-Roy Junior decided against a tuxedo, but wore a feathered buttonhole later at the reception.

    Comment by nursemyra | January 5, 2010 | Reply

    • I absolutely love the names you’ve given these people. Great job!

      Thanks Nursemyra!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | January 6, 2010 | Reply

    • Blahahahahaha 🙂

      Comment by frigginloon | January 6, 2010 | Reply

  3. Love love LOVE the bonus shot!

    Although they tried to hide it with oversized blublockers, you could always tell when the Johnson’s parrot had been “getting his drink on”.

    Comment by bschooled | January 5, 2010 | Reply

    • I’m glad that you love the bonus shot B; I love that one myself. Usually people buy those ruins and put a trailer next to them while they fix them up. Usually they are in the middle of nowhere as well, but not so in this case. There not too much funnier than a parrot ‘getting his drink on.’ Great job!

      Thanks B!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | January 6, 2010 | Reply

  4. Love the contrast shot – see, you could do WWC 😉

    Parrot – “Fuck me! I’ll behave, really!”

    Comment by Reb | January 5, 2010 | Reply

    • I know, I really do want to start that very soon. As soon as my back heals and I can move around a little better, I’m going to start it. Great job on the caption!

      Thanks Reb!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | January 6, 2010 | Reply

  5. “And here is a shot of Donna and Tommy at our Pablo Escobar Costume Party last year.”

    Comment by fundamentaljelly | January 5, 2010 | Reply

    • Great job FJ! He does look a lot like El Patron.

      Thanks FJ!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | January 6, 2010 | Reply

  6. A rare glimpse into Ron Jeremy’s pre-porn life…

    Comment by Capitalist Lion Tamer | January 6, 2010 | Reply

    • Damn, this guy would do great as a professional look-a-like. I can see both Escobar and Jeremy now. Although the two do look alike anyway. Or did.

      Thanks CLT!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | January 6, 2010 | Reply

  7. Holy Shit…I don’t know if any caption can do this picture justice. Must…think. Cheers Scott!!

    Comment by Matt-Man | January 6, 2010 | Reply

    • That was my original thought, but then I started getting all of these great ones. You gotta put that comedic mind to work my brother.

      Thanks Matt-Man!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | January 6, 2010 | Reply

  8. The photographer should be the one shot, not shooting.

    Comment by carlae | January 6, 2010 | Reply

    • I completely agree. Sometimes you just have to have standards.

      Thanks Carlae!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | January 6, 2010 | Reply

  9. Mary-Ann and Billy Bob are now going to demonstrate how to skin a bird. Don’t forget the safety glasses like Carol did( a Bschooled in joke:) ).

    Comment by frigginloon | January 6, 2010 | Reply

    • Haha! That Carol and her safety goggles never gets old does it, FL?

      Comment by bschooled | January 6, 2010 | Reply

  10. “Jimbo and Shastina seemed to have it all. Looks, money and the most awesome pet parrot in the world. Then one day it all when horribly wrong. After a night of partying, Max the Parrot went into a drunken, drug fueled rage after listening to Cole Porter albums backwards and murdered both Jimbo and Shanstina in their sleep.”

    Comment by Jay | January 6, 2010 | Reply

    • That was great Jay; I freaking love your stories man!

      Thanks Jay!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | January 6, 2010 | Reply

  11. I got nothing…Palin/Limbaugh 2012.

    Great photo and congrats to Dan!

    Comment by Donald Mills | January 7, 2010 | Reply

    • If not a caption it would make one hell of a funny bumper sticker!

      Thanks Don!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | January 7, 2010 | Reply

  12. Hello? that Sarah Palin caption winner was HILARIOUS!!!

    I’m still laughing….

    Comment by Candy | January 7, 2010 | Reply

    • It was my favorite as well, you gotta incorporate her attempt at literary prowess when you can!

      Thanks Candy!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | January 10, 2010 | Reply

  13. “Needless to say, making eye contact is the least of your worries when dining with the Westchesters'”

    Comment by Ramblin' Rooster | January 10, 2010 | Reply

    • Haha, good job. Oh, those freaky ass Westchesters.

      Thanks Rooster!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | January 15, 2010 | Reply


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