Zodi’s Blog

Winner/Bonus Shot/New Caption Contest

    

 And the winner is….

 

 

In a hotly contested battle Nursemyra takes home the blue with, “Do these shorts flatter my erectile tissue?” After long, hard thought it was his pose and expression that won it for the sexy nurse.      

  

 
 
 

Happy Valentine’s Day….. 

 

Romantic couple watching the sunset

  

           

 New caption contest….  

 

Who knew a pair of Capri’s could feel so uncomfortable?

   

You guys know the drill; just beat my caption (and the hell out of each other) to win a stunning blue link, international recognition and a three-some with a pair of hot Barbary Macaques! 

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February 14, 2010 - Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , ,

46 Comments »

  1. Wal*Mart was having a sale on retarded kids. We bought the entire set.

    Cheers and Happy V-Day to ya, Scott. Cheers Funny Man!!

    Comment by Matt-Man | February 14, 2010 | Reply

    • Matt, you are soooo NOT PC! Ha! You’re definitely some stiff competition in the caption area! (Oh, wait, maybe I was thinking of the guy in the shorts…)

      Comment by Another Desert Rat | February 15, 2010 | Reply

    • Wal-Mart people much like their products are low quality replicas. Happy V-Day back atcha!

      Thanks Matt-Man!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 15, 2010 | Reply

  2. Go NurseMyra! I totally missed the stiffie!
    Love the romantic couple, great shot.

    Johnny found his attempt to butt in on the family photo session to have been a big mistake.

    Comment by Laura | February 14, 2010 | Reply

    • Great caption…I think that more than a few people are going to miss what you caught.

      Thanks Laura!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 15, 2010 | Reply

  3. HA! NurseMyra is a genius! I’m still laughing over her medical term caption! I’m going to have to think about this one, and can’t get into physically beating the others unless there’s leather, whipped cream, and . . . oh, give me some plastic surgery to ukeep p appearances, you know. These are the beautiful people!

    Comment by Dan McGinley | February 14, 2010 | Reply

    • She is a genius, there’s no doubt about it. And flattery will you everywhere. I’m curious to see what you come up with for this one.

      Thanks Dan!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 15, 2010 | Reply

  4. I like the winner’s commentary.

    lol

    Happy Valentine’s Day.

    Comment by Corve DaCosta | February 14, 2010 | Reply

    • It was a tough call, but I think I made the right choice.

      Thanks Corve!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 15, 2010 | Reply

  5. Before the offering, is that a shot of Gibraltar Harbour with the monkeys?

    “Who farted?”

    Comment by Dave Hambidge | February 14, 2010 | Reply

    • Yes it was. If you’re on Facebook, you have to check out my photos, I have some great ones of Gib and La Linea.

      Thanks Dave!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 15, 2010 | Reply

      • I don’t do facebook, not my thing!

        Comment by Dave Hambidge | February 15, 2010 | Reply

        • I love it for keeping in touch with friends a continent away…

          Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 15, 2010 | Reply

  6. congrats nurse!!

    love the romatic photo Scott, what a beautiful sky and a sweet, lovely couple

    my caption …
    “If I keep having a kid every year my uterus is going to fall out and scream”

    Comment by dianne | February 14, 2010 | Reply

    • You know how much I love monkeys Dianne. Holy Screaming Uterus Batman!

      Thanks Dianne!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 15, 2010 | Reply

  7. “Here I was enjoying a nice, well deserved nap…wtf, do these people have no feeling in their asses?”

    Love the monkeys and congrats Nursemyra, well done.

    Comment by Reb | February 14, 2010 | Reply

    • Haha good one Reb, it’s nice to see you again!

      Thanks Reb!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 15, 2010 | Reply

  8. This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I said, “Why don’t you just sit on my face!”

    Or, alternate caption (I hope this doesn’t constitute cheating):

    Earl realized too late that not only was he going to die a slow, painful death by suffocation, but baby Lisa had just wet her nappy and her mother had eaten prunes for breakfast.

    Comment by Another Desert Rat | February 15, 2010 | Reply

    • No you can submit as many as you like. That’s hilarious, I was trying to fit in the ‘face sitting’ angle but couldn’t find a decent way to do it. They are both great!

      Thanks Desert Rat!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 15, 2010 | Reply

  9. This Mormon family could have sent Thomas to bed without his dinner for swearing, but decided to smash the demons out of him in a manner described by the late Bishop Josiah’s book, Dealing with Disobedience Once and For All.

    Comment by Fundamental Jelly | February 15, 2010 | Reply

  10. oh boy I won! Thanks Scott, now I’m too excited to think of a caption for the latest one… will have to come back!

    Comment by nursemyra | February 15, 2010 | Reply

    • Congratulations, you deserved it!

      Thanks Nursemrya!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 15, 2010 | Reply

  11. this is the only way i could get in the family.

    Comment by Corve DaCosta | February 15, 2010 | Reply

    • You have to start somewhere….

      Thanks Corve!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 16, 2010 | Reply

  12. LOL, I didn’t even notice the face on the couch for a while… I was like “what’s so weird about this picture?”.

    The 70s family/van picture is soooo creepy, lol. Shorts like that should have NEVER been intended for men.

    Comment by Mrs.D/3 Men and a Lady | February 15, 2010 | Reply

    • Haha, I think a lot of people missed it, it took me awhile too.

      I couldn’t agree more on the shorts. Although I do remember a few pairs of OP’s in blue and red which I wore with abandon back in the day….

      Thanks Mrs.D/3!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 16, 2010 | Reply

  13. HAHA! NM is a genius.

    Great photo, Scott…although sadly, I think I may have dated that guy back in my heavy-drinking days…

    Happy belated Valentine´s Day!

    ps. I vote for FJ´s line…

    Comment by bschooled | February 15, 2010 | Reply

    • Oh shit, if you dated that ‘guy’ then I made a huge mistake back in my heavy drinking days…. They told me they were lesbians looking for a good time. Damn vodka!

      As you know your vote holds considerable weight on me. Much like the two sexually aggressive monkeys…

      Thanks B!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 16, 2010 | Reply

  14. “Within five years, Mary was giving birth without even realizing it.”

    Comment by Ramblin' Rooster | February 15, 2010 | Reply

    • I wonder how the guy can even……nevermind..ugh.

      Thanks Rooster!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 16, 2010 | Reply

  15. The Duggars: “We just started having a kid every year and nobody said anything about stopping.”

    Comment by Jay | February 15, 2010 | Reply

    • And they’re not even Italian or Spanish…WTF?

      Thanks Jay!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 16, 2010 | Reply

  16. Take that, Mommy Dearest!

    That woman they’re sitting on just looks a lot like Crawford — the eye anyway . . .

    Comment by Dan McGinley | February 16, 2010 | Reply

  17. Last time Aunty Jean takes a quick snooze under a throw rug 😦

    Comment by frigginloon | February 16, 2010 | Reply

    • haha, I wouldn’t lay down anywhere near those people.

      Thanks Frigginloon!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 16, 2010 | Reply

  18. “Beatrice tried hard to hide that fact that she’d had a son out of wedlock before she married Jerry”

    Comment by nursemyra | February 16, 2010 | Reply

    • Oh that one is great!

      Thanks Nursemyra!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 19, 2010 | Reply

  19. “… and since the yard was already full of corpses…”

    Congrats, NM. Medical terms are always comic gold.

    Comment by Capitalist Lion Tamer | February 16, 2010 | Reply

    • Haha, it’s great to finally have you back again, again! Medical terms and Ovaltine CLT…

      Thanks CLT!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 19, 2010 | Reply

  20. After a long, hard thought huh? Hummm….how do I ‘follow’ you without Twitter, which I refuse to get into?

    Comment by Amy Gray Light | February 19, 2010 | Reply

    • A long, hard thought indeed! there should be a button to follow on the right side of the page. It doesn’t seem to always be up though, I might see about changing themes this weekend. Plus, I’m on Facebook…

      Thanks Amy!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 19, 2010 | Reply


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