Zodi’s Blog

Winner/Bonus Shot/New Caption Contest


And the winner is….

Another Desert Rat with, “This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I said, ‘why don’t you just sit on my face’!”  

Bonus shot…. 


New caption contest…. 


Hank and his daughter were having a great birthday party until drunken auntie Cameltoe showed up and spit on the cake



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  1. There should be a fine issued for cameltoe. I’ll have to think about the caption…

    Comment by Mrs. D/3 Men and a Lady | February 24, 2010 | Reply

    • I agree, or at least a penalty of having to wear loose sweat pants for the rest of their lives.

      Thanks Mrs. D/3!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 25, 2010 | Reply

  2. That was my way of crashing a party.

    Comment by Corve DaCosta | February 24, 2010 | Reply

    • haha, then you’re not the only one.

      Thanks COrve!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 25, 2010 | Reply

  3. “Once your Dad gives birth to your sister we’ll be having TWO Birthday Parties a year. Won’t that be swell?”

    Cheers Funny Man!!

    Comment by Matt-Man | February 24, 2010 | Reply

  4. “Little did the family know that Hank simply smeared cake icing over a twelve pack of Budweiser to further satisfy his already impressive beer-gut.”

    Comment by Heff | February 24, 2010 | Reply

    • Wait, I thought I was the only one who was guilty of that.

      Great to see you Heff, thanks!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 25, 2010 | Reply

  5. Hank and Harriet convinced their daughter that a cardboard box covered in shaving cream would win Best Novelty Cake at the show.

    Comment by nursemyra | February 24, 2010 | Reply

    • Good one! I’m not sure the daughter is buying it tho.

      Thanks Nursemyra!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 25, 2010 | Reply

  6. I won? I won! Woot, woot, woot!

    Comment by Another Desert Rat | February 24, 2010 | Reply

    • And you deserved it, congrats!

      Thanks Desert Rat!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 25, 2010 | Reply

  7. Prozac. Because some people just fucking need it.

    Comment by Candice | February 24, 2010 | Reply

    • That is great…we have a definite frontrunner!

      Thanks Candice!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 25, 2010 | Reply

  8. Potential contestants may wish to check out the meaning of cameltoe first; new one to me and not so common in britland?

    Hovering the pointer over the piccy reveals “Brandon” which is closely related to the Irish Branden which means ‘stinking hair’.

    So, the girlie in middle is saying “My birthday and I’m stuck between a crushed fanny and a stinking belly button, FFS!”

    Comment by Dave Hambidge | February 25, 2010 | Reply

    • I didn’t realize they didn’t really use it over there. The brits in Spain are familiar with it….but maybe because of me??? Plus, Spanish clothing certainly exacerbates the problem so it is more common around these parts.

      Great Caption!

      Thanks Dave!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 25, 2010 | Reply

    I love the caption contest winner!! hee hee

    After looking at the photo for the new contest, all that comes to mind is this: That poor little girl…

    the prozac comment is good too!

    Comment by Candy | February 25, 2010 | Reply

    • Yea, it doesn’t look so good for the poor little girl. She’ll be ok as long as she goes to college AWAY from home…

      Thanks Candy!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 25, 2010 | Reply

  10. If we have to be any happier, we’re going to go out and kill something.

    Comment by jammer5 | February 25, 2010 | Reply

    • Hahahaha, I think they already did….

      Thanks Jammer!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 25, 2010 | Reply

  11. What a dog! And that’s one big pussy.

    (Scott, just to be clear that’s a reference to the fine looking dachshund and cat photo – not an attempt at a caption. I wouldn’t know where to start there. I hope the girl enjoyed the psychological scars she got for her birthday.)

    Comment by Donald Mills | February 26, 2010 | Reply

    • Bwahahahaha, Don you are the best! Great non-caption, great comment, I love you man!

      Thanks Don!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 26, 2010 | Reply

  12. “The family gathered around the botched cake to celebrate another Misgiving, an annual tradition that dated back to Ms. Cameltoe’s first positive pregnancy test.”

    Congrats, A.D. Rat! You can’t be too careful when doubling your entendres.

    Comment by Capitalist Lion Tamer | February 26, 2010 | Reply

    • I love it CLT. Now you’ve given me a new holiday to create greeting cards for…..Misgiving Day. It’s going to be amazing!

      Thanks CLT!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 26, 2010 | Reply

  13. Brianna never forgot that occasion as the day she decided to become a mortgage banker…her revenge is now complete.

    Comment by Fundamental Jelly | February 26, 2010 | Reply

    • We never do forget those life changing, defining moments do we? She should have taken that Freddy Mac job after all….

      Thanks FJ!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | February 26, 2010 | Reply

  14. Weird…I commented on this yesterday, but it never showed up.

    I’m blaming the mayans.

    Anyway, congratulations, ADR. And I agree with Don about the pussy…(although, unlike him, that was actually going to be my caption entry.)

    “Read my lips-NO MORE PHOTOS!!!”

    “…Er, sorry, I meant read my other lips. Those ones are total attention whores.”

    Comment by bschooled | February 27, 2010 | Reply

    • My WordPress has been acting up again. I wonder if that bitch on roller skates Maria has hacked in again. You know how she gets…

      There’s nothing I love more than when one or both sets of lips starts throwing out Bush tips!

      Thanks B!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | March 1, 2010 | Reply

  15. “After looking at childhood pictures; Steve never asked Mary again why she refused to acknowledge her birthday or cried that one time when he surprised her with a cake.”

    Comment by Ramblin' Rooster | March 1, 2010 | Reply

    • Haha, yea that would leave a mark. I just hope little Mary turned out alright…

      Thanks Rooster!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | March 1, 2010 | Reply

  16. Barry was proud to show off the slab of fat taken from his recent gastro bypass op. Truly the biggest loser !

    Comment by frigginloon | March 1, 2010 | Reply

    • Beautiful and graphic! What more can we ask for…

      Thanks Frigginloon!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | March 2, 2010 | Reply

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