Zodi’s Blog

Winner/Bonus Shot/Caption Contest


And the winner is…

 Candice with, “Prozac. Because some people just fucking need it.”


Bonus shot…. 

Gollum’s country estate  



New caption Contest…. 


You’re so pretty I could just eat you up. Plus I’m freaking starving so…..

Just beat my caption (it shouldn’t be hard) to win some beautiful blue linkage, international recognition and a castle in the hills of rural Spain.


March 5, 2010 - Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , ,


  1. Congrats to to the uber-lovely and funny Candice. As for the caption?

    I’m gonna have to chew on that for awhile. Bada Bing. Cheers Scott!!

    Comment by Matt-Man | March 5, 2010 | Reply

    • Uber lovely she is. See you in a bit.

      Thanks Matt-Man!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | March 6, 2010 | Reply

  2. Great caption… those people definitely need meds. I’ve gotta think about the next one. What an uncomfortable picture, lol.

    Comment by Mrs. D | March 5, 2010 | Reply

    • I think the blushing (because she’s struggling for air) bride is the most uncomfortable I’ve ever seen a girl on her wedding day…poor thing, I hope she made it out alive.

      Thanks Mrs. D!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | March 6, 2010 | Reply

  3. I used to be on prescribed Prozac for about 5 years, uummmhhh?

    Caption. Back off oik or I’ll stuff these flowers where the sun don’t shine!

    Comment by Dave Hambidge | March 5, 2010 | Reply

    • I think the hand that crap out like candy, but those people obviously need it.

      Glad you’re off of it!

      Thanks Dave!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | March 6, 2010 | Reply

      • I recall a serious debate at some medical talking house or other about the public health advantages of putting Prozac, a statin (blood fat lowering drug), Viagra and flouride into the water supply of all westernised nations. Happy, healthy, horny folk with all their own teeth!

        Comment by Dave Hambidge | March 6, 2010 | Reply

        • Viagra in the water? oh mercy me!

          Comment by nursemyra | March 6, 2010 | Reply

        • Sounds like a druged up, sexed up version of 1984…which kind of sounds alright to me.

          Thanks Dave!!

          Comment by Scott Oglesby | March 7, 2010 | Reply

  4. Well it’s about damn time. 😉

    Comment by Candice | March 5, 2010 | Reply

    • You haven’t won before? Well you deserved it, that was brilliant!

      Thanks Candice

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | March 6, 2010 | Reply

  5. Does someone actually live at “Gollum’s Country Estate”? What is that? A shed? It kind of looks like a “fort” that a child might build? lol.



    Comment by trishothinks | March 5, 2010 | Reply

    • It’s funny because there is no other buildings or houses…not even ruins within 5 miles of there. Scary…

      Thanks Trisho!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | March 6, 2010 | Reply

  6. Arite, awredy, now kud you take the shotgun outta my ass?

    Comment by jammer5 | March 5, 2010 | Reply

  7. “I’m so happy we done went and got married honey. And you’re gonna pretty up the trailer so much!”

    Comment by Jay | March 6, 2010 | Reply

    • That was rude Jay. How do you know he doesn’t sleep in the Greyhound station at night?

      Thanks Jay!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | March 6, 2010 | Reply

  8. The West Virginia Repertory Theatre’s production of “Seven Brides for Seven Brothers” enraged the locals with its positive portrayal of non-related spouses.

    Comment by Capitalist Lion Tamer | March 6, 2010 | Reply

    • CLT that is brilliant, truly made me chuckle out loud so I had to mop breakfast tea off PC screen to type this!

      Comment by Dave Hambidge | March 6, 2010 | Reply

    • Perfect! Well done! Bravo!

      Thanks CLT!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | March 6, 2010 | Reply

  9. What your blogging circle wants to know is: If this married couple leaves Arkansas and moves to Tennessee and then gets a divorce are they still legally considered brother and sister?

    Comment by Fundamental Jelly | March 6, 2010 | Reply

    • Having not passed the Tennessee Bar exam I’m not positive but I believe there is a stipulation that if the parents have a non-retarded child, then they are free from the brother-sister contract. But like I said, ask a Tennessee lawyer first you never know, they may volunteer the info….I kill myself.

      Thanks FJ!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | March 6, 2010 | Reply

  10. the country estate is precious!

    “Jethro, I told ya already! Ya ain’t gettin’ any til your Daddy gives the trailer back to my Mama”

    Comment by dianne | March 6, 2010 | Reply

    • It’s really creepy too. You gotta love family fueds!

      Thanks Dianne!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | March 6, 2010 | Reply

  11. Congratulations Candice!

    I wish I could come up with a caption(trust me I’ve been thinking about it for a day) but every time I look at that photo, I can’t help feeling that poor bride’s pain.

    I mean seriously, look at how dirty the bottom of her dress is! How is she ever going to get that out?

    I love the Gollum estate, Scott. (Not love it as in I’d want to live there, mind you, but love it as in the shot is really cool.)

    Comment by bschooled | March 6, 2010 | Reply

    • You have a great eye. I didn’t even notice the stain until you pointed it out. That poor thing! That would piss me off even more than having my face suckled by a 300 pound redneck.

      What’s weird about it is that there is nothing inside it, there are no other ruins or houses or Cortijos within like 5 miles. Maybe it was a war bunker?

      Thanks B!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | March 7, 2010 | Reply

  12. Hank, you are not the father!

    Comment by frigginloon | March 7, 2010 | Reply

  13. “Incest: You’re not the only one that disapproves!”

    Comment by Ramblin' Rooster | March 8, 2010 | Reply

    • If only there was something we could do to curb the problem. And the damn appetite….

      Thanks Rooster!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | March 8, 2010 | Reply

  14. Mom, get this sucker off me

    Comment by Corve DaCosta | March 8, 2010 | Reply

  15. Him: “Daddy, thank you for kidnapping me a bride.”
    Her: “Ugh! As long as I’m alive, there is hope to escape.”

    Comment by Reb | March 18, 2010 | Reply

    • You might be on to something, that couldn’t be consensual….

      Thanks Reb!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | March 19, 2010 | Reply

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