Zodi’s Blog

Winner/Bonus Shot/New Caption Contest

And the winner is…. 


 Thomas Stazyk  with, “Winners of the Planned Parenthood Poster Child Contest!” There were a ton of great captions but Thomas won because this photo made me want to have an abortion. And I’m not even pregnant. 

Bonus shot…. 

 

Another example of the strange clouds that form around Cadiar. These looked exactly like giant cotton balls but they were probably incubators of some sort.

New caption contest….

 

You can imagine how relieved mom was that the boys passed out before getting into the meth.

Just beat my caption to win a beautiful blue link, some international condemnation and triplets with wet brain.

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June 9, 2010 - Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , ,

88 Comments »

  1. Congrats to Thomas, good one!

    I have had a fascination with clouds for years, mainly because most of my patients lived in them or beyond! The smashing shot of yours is “Mammatus”, “udder-like protuberances… shapes vary considerably” according to the British Met Office cloud handbook of 2008, that just happens to live on my desk!! (sad I know…)

    As for caption, “Heineken reaches the parts no adult males dares to go into?”

    Comment by davehambo | June 9, 2010 | Reply

  2. That kid is smiling now. Wait a minute for mom to put down the camera

    Comment by bearman | June 9, 2010 | Reply

    • Isn’t that always the way it works…

      Thanks Bearman!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 10, 2010 | Reply

  3. Oh man, I can’t stop saying awwww long enough to think of anything clever! Those are just the cutest little drunks I ever did see! lol

    Comment by Miranda | June 10, 2010 | Reply

    • Alcoholics are always adorable at that age, once they hit preschool is when the dysfunction begins.

      Thanks Miranda!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 10, 2010 | Reply

  4. I hope someone takes their keys away.

    Comment by Michael Horn | June 10, 2010 | Reply

    • AND keeps them out of the gun closet. For once.

      Thanks Mickael!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 10, 2010 | Reply

  5. “Hey *hic* boys! This shit *hic* is a helluva lot better *hic* than what comes out of Mom’s droppy *hic* milk bags!”

    Comment by Candice | June 10, 2010 | Reply

    • mmmm, you just made me think of Kaluha and cream! Which was a favorite treat when I was 3.

      Thanks Candice!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 10, 2010 | Reply

  6. “In other news, beer bottle babies have finally surpased test tube babies as the alternative of choice for childless families.”

    Comment by Donald Mills | June 10, 2010 | Reply

    • Oh crap. I thought beer bottle babies were something else entirely. Like what happens by accident. Good job!

      Thanks Don!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 10, 2010 | Reply

    • LOL i think we have a winner… lol nice one millsy

      Comment by Susi Spice | June 10, 2010 | Reply

  7. As is the tradition in Philadelphia, the O’Malley triplets enjoy a cold beer after before calling it a night around 2 am.

    Comment by Jay | June 10, 2010 | Reply

    • Holy shit Jay. I went to school with two O’Malley brothers. WTF is it about the Irish? (I’m half Irish so I’m aloud to say that.)

      Thanks Jay!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 10, 2010 | Reply

  8. While effective, the Smiths decided they’d no longer use Melissa as their regular babysitter.

    Comment by Amy Gray Light | June 10, 2010 | Reply

    • That is a damn fine caption Amy!

      Thanks Amy!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 10, 2010 | Reply

      • ditto!

        Comment by davehambo | June 10, 2010 | Reply

      • oh amy does good captions but you never pick mine! 😛

        Comment by Susi Spice | June 10, 2010 | Reply

  9. Hey, when you have triplets you gotta get your sleep somehow. LOL. Those were some weird looking clouds. Is everything weird in Spain?

    Comment by Mrs. D | June 10, 2010 | Reply

    • Well the food, the music, the hair, the fashion, the weather….yes everything is weird. But it’s a good weird. Except the food….

      Thanks Mrs. D!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 10, 2010 | Reply

  10. Hey thanks! I’ve never won anything before!

    Comment by Thomas Stazyk | June 10, 2010 | Reply

    • You’re welcome. You make me laugh, you win.

      Thanks Thomas!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 10, 2010 | Reply

  11. How about:

    Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Why stop post natal?

    Comment by Thomas Stazyk | June 10, 2010 | Reply

    • That may be another frontrunner!

      Thanks Thomas!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 10, 2010 | Reply

  12. After a hard day on the tit the little blokes couldn’t wait till knock off so they could lay back and sink a few.

    Comment by RubyTwoShoes | June 10, 2010 | Reply

  13. “hey dudes….where’s my pram?”

    hehe

    Comment by Susi Spice | June 10, 2010 | Reply

    • haha, I hate when that happens.

      Thanks Susi!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 10, 2010 | Reply

  14. Looks like you already have winners. Great pic’s! We have the same type of clouds here. I’ve taken a couple of pictures, that picture is really great. Very cool clouds, I’ll have to scroll back up to see what you called them.

    Comment by starlaschat | June 10, 2010 | Reply

    • It’s never too late. I’ve had winners from 2 weeks late. I’ve already forgotten what they’re called myself. I’ve never seen clouds look anything like this. They are freaky beautiful!

      Thanks Starlaschat!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 10, 2010 | Reply

  15. Baby 1: Oh….my head hurts….we gotta clean this place up before mom and dad gets home!

    Baby 2: Dude….I can’t even lift my head…there’s no way I can clean.

    Baby3: Dude….me neither.

    Baby1: We’re screwed.

    Comment by trishothinks | June 10, 2010 | Reply

    • Haha perfect! That dialogue reminds me of every underage party that I ever had.

      Thanks Trish!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 10, 2010 | Reply

  16. Backstage at a Jonas Brothers concert…

    Comment by Ron-Yves Strouteau | June 10, 2010 | Reply

    • Now THAT’s funny.

      Comment by Thomas Stazyk | June 10, 2010 | Reply

    • Sorry, I almost missed you. That was great Ron!

      Thanks Ron!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 11, 2010 | Reply

    • Blahahahahhahahaa

      Comment by frigginloon | June 11, 2010 | Reply

      • 🙂 The World Cup starts today—hence the reason I’m about to go watch the A-Team—yeeeehaaaw!

        Comment by Ron-Yves Strouteau | June 11, 2010 | Reply

        • How will you be able to tell the difference?

          Comment by Thomas Stazyk | June 11, 2010 | Reply

          • Although a lot of black dudes play soccer—none of them have the balls to don a mohawk and a jean-jacket…

            Comment by Ron-Yves Strouteau | June 12, 2010 | Reply

            • Actually…..they do. I’ll add a photo for a caption some day.

              Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 12, 2010 | Reply

  17. Great incubus! The clouds will surely hatch and release a legion of aliens, who will somehow employ the weird rock pilings around town.

    Since Heinies are from Holland, my caption is (from “Austin Powers): “There’s only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Dutch.”

    Comment by Dan McGinley | June 10, 2010 | Reply

    • I was waiting for the alien spider creatures to hatch and kill us all. It would have sucked.

      Great caption; you know your beer geography and you know your movie quotes. And those two together, are a powerful weapon against alien spider creatures.

      Thanks Dan!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 11, 2010 | Reply

  18. Congrats, Thomas! Own that link!

    (Those are some fucked up clouds. I’m pretty sure I saw some of those in “The Prophecy.” So, watch out for abandoned schools and whatnot.)

    “A rare early photo of Nick Nolte, David Hasselhoff and Mel Gibson during their stay at Hollywood’s prestigious Tidy Tots Daycare, LLC.*”

    *Lindsay Lohan Corporation

    [That should cover just about everybody…]

    Comment by Capitalist Lion Tamer | June 11, 2010 | Reply

    • The problem is that all the schools here are also bars so they are never abandoned. Not ever. But I’ll tell you one thing; if I see any signs of Christopher Walken I’m out of here.

      You have lambasted all the right celebs. The only notable exemption was Doherty but I guess the school didn’t have enough Crack-Like Heroin™ to fill his preschool needs.

      Thanks CLT!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 11, 2010 | Reply

  19. “Amsterdam Daycare”

    Comment by Lisa | June 11, 2010 | Reply

  20. “It’s no wonder the Dutch got overrun by the Nazis” Cheers Scott!!

    Comment by Matt-Man | June 11, 2010 | Reply

    • This would also neatly explain the French failure…

      Thanks Matt!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 11, 2010 | Reply

  21. I love Ron’s caption, classic

    those clouds are wonderful, I like odd skies and ominous skies really make me happy
    it’s like nature has a sense of humor

    my caption is
    “if they keep drinking imported they’re never gonna get into Redneck Daycare”

    Comment by dianne | June 11, 2010 | Reply

    • These skies are beautiful and unique but you said it all with ominous. I feel like something big is going to happen…. wishful thinking?

      Thanks Dianne!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 11, 2010 | Reply

  22. Three babies and a funeral!

    Comment by frigginloon | June 11, 2010 | Reply

    • Good one!

      Thanks Loon!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 11, 2010 | Reply

    • do you see loon you and i got a “thanks loon” “thanks susi” for our comments but everyone else gets…”good one thanks (insert psuedoname)”…

      i think he was just being polite…

      Comment by Susi Spice | June 11, 2010 | Reply

      • Hmm, I think you are right Susi Spice. We are being politely dissed !!!!

        Comment by frigginloon | June 12, 2010 | Reply

      • The good job in the last one just got cut out. I think my computor is running out of virtual ink or something…

        Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 12, 2010 | Reply

  23. hehe i imagine this dialogue:

    baby 1: urgh man i cant believe i drank the whole thing…

    baby 2: dude u drank half of mine..

    baby 3: and mine…ya bastard… im so trashed…

    Comment by Susi Spice | June 11, 2010 | Reply

    • It doesn’t take much at that age. I know.

      Thanks Susi!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 11, 2010 | Reply

  24. “Enough with the pictures, woman. Go make us a sandwich!”

    Comment by sandwichmaker | June 11, 2010 | Reply

    • very good!

      Comment by davehambo | June 11, 2010 | Reply

    • There are something about your comments that always leave me hungry for more.

      Thanks Sandwichmaker!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 11, 2010 | Reply

  25. Scott

    yOU never cease to make me laugh…been on the shelf cause of health……still funny though…zman sends

    Comment by zmanowner | June 11, 2010 | Reply

    • I’m glad to hear that you are ok Steve. It’s great to see you bouncing around again!

      Thanks Z-Man!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 12, 2010 | Reply

  26. What Octomom doesn’t tell Oprah!

    Comment by frigginloon | June 12, 2010 | Reply

    • Shit, that was what my dad didn’t tell my mom.

      Thanks Loon!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 12, 2010 | Reply

  27. “Heineken: the safest way to put your children to sleep, works any times of the day.”

    Great picture by the way.

    Comment by Mahfooz Hasan | June 12, 2010 | Reply

    • Beer is always a safe, if maybe a little wet, bet.

      Thanks Mahfooz!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 12, 2010 | Reply

  28. “Heineken: the safest way to put your children to sleep, whenever, wherever.”

    Great picture by the way.

    Comment by Mahfooz Hasan | June 12, 2010 | Reply

    • bhahaa i liek this one scotty

      but maybe shouldve read : the fastest way …

      Comment by Susi Spice | June 12, 2010 | Reply

      • Thank you Susi.
        Scott, all three are up for the competition lol

        Comment by Mahfooz Hasan | June 12, 2010 | Reply

    • A slight tweaking never hurt anyone. Except maybe meth addicts.

      Thanks Mahfooz!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 12, 2010 | Reply

  29. man i feel like one of those babies right now…

    not feel as in want to eat them but as in tiredness and wanting to crash…
    looks so comfy hehe

    Comment by Susi Spice | June 12, 2010 | Reply

    • What? Why wouldn’t you want to eat baby?

      I’m fighting off a bug myself, which is making me tired and grumpy as well.

      Thanks Susi!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 12, 2010 | Reply

  30. “Honey, you seen those Heinekens I was saving for game tonight?”

    Comment by jammer5 | June 12, 2010 | Reply

    • BTW, I saw those clouds once in the sixties . . . at least I think I did.

      Comment by jammer5 | June 12, 2010 | Reply

  31. Something tells me there’s a tiger in the bathroom. Loved Ron’s caption!

    Comment by perpetuallypeeved | June 14, 2010 | Reply

  32. “Thank Gawd I can get them loaded without breaking out the really *good* beer!”

    Comment by Desert Rat | June 20, 2010 | Reply

    • That’s the great thing about toddlers; they’re really cheap and easy dates!

      Thanks Dessert Rat!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | June 21, 2010 | Reply


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