Winner/Bonus Shot/New Caption Contest
And the winner is….
Thomas Stazyk with, “Winners of the Planned Parenthood Poster Child Contest!” There were a ton of great captions but Thomas won because this photo made me want to have an abortion. And I’m not even pregnant.
Bonus shot….
Another example of the strange clouds that form around Cadiar. These looked exactly like giant cotton balls but they were probably incubators of some sort.
New caption contest….
You can imagine how relieved mom was that the boys passed out before getting into the meth.
Just beat my caption to win a beautiful blue link, some international condemnation and triplets with wet brain.
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Congrats to Thomas, good one!
I have had a fascination with clouds for years, mainly because most of my patients lived in them or beyond! The smashing shot of yours is “Mammatus”, “udder-like protuberances… shapes vary considerably” according to the British Met Office cloud handbook of 2008, that just happens to live on my desk!! (sad I know…)
As for caption, “Heineken reaches the parts no adult males dares to go into?”
Damn Dave, I am going to you for all of my cloud information needs from now on. Did you see the ones that looked like UFO’s a few months ago? What are they?
Thanks Dave!!
Give us a link, please?
They were a lot further back in the archives than I thought.
Those two pictures are of altocumulus lenticularis, code Cm4, of which I spotted a smashing one at;
http://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/1780227
teeheesillyoldsod
Very cool. The link you gave me is exactly the cloud that was forming here in November. They were just able to get a better shot. The one here may have even been more spherical.
Thanks Dave!!
OMG doors, clouds wat next grass growing? paint drying? i cant wait………………………………………….
I actually do have a blog coming up about painting. I swear to God. And it will still be funnier than 99% of the blogs out there.
well things about nothing have done well before so why not… ill be your manager 😀 hehe
True. Seinfeld…
That kid is smiling now. Wait a minute for mom to put down the camera
Isn’t that always the way it works…
Thanks Bearman!!
Oh man, I can’t stop saying awwww long enough to think of anything clever! Those are just the cutest little drunks I ever did see! lol
Alcoholics are always adorable at that age, once they hit preschool is when the dysfunction begins.
Thanks Miranda!!
I hope someone takes their keys away.
AND keeps them out of the gun closet. For once.
Thanks Mickael!!
“Hey *hic* boys! This shit *hic* is a helluva lot better *hic* than what comes out of Mom’s droppy *hic* milk bags!”
mmmm, you just made me think of Kaluha and cream! Which was a favorite treat when I was 3.
Thanks Candice!!
“In other news, beer bottle babies have finally surpased test tube babies as the alternative of choice for childless families.”
Oh crap. I thought beer bottle babies were something else entirely. Like what happens by accident. Good job!
Thanks Don!!
LOL i think we have a winner… lol nice one millsy
As is the tradition in Philadelphia, the O’Malley triplets enjoy a cold beer after before calling it a night around 2 am.
Holy shit Jay. I went to school with two O’Malley brothers. WTF is it about the Irish? (I’m half Irish so I’m aloud to say that.)
Thanks Jay!!
While effective, the Smiths decided they’d no longer use Melissa as their regular babysitter.
That is a damn fine caption Amy!
Thanks Amy!!
ditto!
oh amy does good captions but you never pick mine! 😛
or mine 😦
Hey, when you have triplets you gotta get your sleep somehow. LOL. Those were some weird looking clouds. Is everything weird in Spain?
Well the food, the music, the hair, the fashion, the weather….yes everything is weird. But it’s a good weird. Except the food….
Thanks Mrs. D!!
Hey thanks! I’ve never won anything before!
You’re welcome. You make me laugh, you win.
Thanks Thomas!!
How about:
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Why stop post natal?
That may be another frontrunner!
Thanks Thomas!!
After a hard day on the tit the little blokes couldn’t wait till knock off so they could lay back and sink a few.
That’s fantastic!
Thanks Ruby!!
“hey dudes….where’s my pram?”
hehe
haha, I hate when that happens.
Thanks Susi!!
Looks like you already have winners. Great pic’s! We have the same type of clouds here. I’ve taken a couple of pictures, that picture is really great. Very cool clouds, I’ll have to scroll back up to see what you called them.
It’s never too late. I’ve had winners from 2 weeks late. I’ve already forgotten what they’re called myself. I’ve never seen clouds look anything like this. They are freaky beautiful!
Thanks Starlaschat!!
Baby 1: Oh….my head hurts….we gotta clean this place up before mom and dad gets home!
Baby 2: Dude….I can’t even lift my head…there’s no way I can clean.
Baby3: Dude….me neither.
Baby1: We’re screwed.
Haha perfect! That dialogue reminds me of every underage party that I ever had.
Thanks Trish!!
Backstage at a Jonas Brothers concert…
Now THAT’s funny.
Sorry, I almost missed you. That was great Ron!
Thanks Ron!!
Blahahahahhahahaa
🙂 The World Cup starts today—hence the reason I’m about to go watch the A-Team—yeeeehaaaw!
How will you be able to tell the difference?
Although a lot of black dudes play soccer—none of them have the balls to don a mohawk and a jean-jacket…
Actually…..they do. I’ll add a photo for a caption some day.
Great incubus! The clouds will surely hatch and release a legion of aliens, who will somehow employ the weird rock pilings around town.
Since Heinies are from Holland, my caption is (from “Austin Powers): “There’s only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Dutch.”
I was waiting for the alien spider creatures to hatch and kill us all. It would have sucked.
Great caption; you know your beer geography and you know your movie quotes. And those two together, are a powerful weapon against alien spider creatures.
Thanks Dan!!
Congrats, Thomas! Own that link!
(Those are some fucked up clouds. I’m pretty sure I saw some of those in “The Prophecy.” So, watch out for abandoned schools and whatnot.)
“A rare early photo of Nick Nolte, David Hasselhoff and Mel Gibson during their stay at Hollywood’s prestigious Tidy Tots Daycare, LLC.*”
*Lindsay Lohan Corporation
[That should cover just about everybody…]
The problem is that all the schools here are also bars so they are never abandoned. Not ever. But I’ll tell you one thing; if I see any signs of Christopher Walken I’m out of here.
You have lambasted all the right celebs. The only notable exemption was Doherty but I guess the school didn’t have enough Crack-Like Heroin™ to fill his preschool needs.
Thanks CLT!!
“Amsterdam Daycare”
Good one Lisa!
Thanks Lisa!!
“It’s no wonder the Dutch got overrun by the Nazis” Cheers Scott!!
This would also neatly explain the French failure…
Thanks Matt!!
I love Ron’s caption, classic
those clouds are wonderful, I like odd skies and ominous skies really make me happy
it’s like nature has a sense of humor
my caption is
“if they keep drinking imported they’re never gonna get into Redneck Daycare”
These skies are beautiful and unique but you said it all with ominous. I feel like something big is going to happen…. wishful thinking?
Thanks Dianne!!
Three babies and a funeral!
Good one!
Thanks Loon!!
do you see loon you and i got a “thanks loon” “thanks susi” for our comments but everyone else gets…”good one thanks (insert psuedoname)”…
i think he was just being polite…
Hmm, I think you are right Susi Spice. We are being politely dissed !!!!
The good job in the last one just got cut out. I think my computor is running out of virtual ink or something…
hehe i imagine this dialogue:
baby 1: urgh man i cant believe i drank the whole thing…
baby 2: dude u drank half of mine..
baby 3: and mine…ya bastard… im so trashed…
It doesn’t take much at that age. I know.
Thanks Susi!!
“Enough with the pictures, woman. Go make us a sandwich!”
very good!
There are something about your comments that always leave me hungry for more.
Thanks Sandwichmaker!!
Scott
yOU never cease to make me laugh…been on the shelf cause of health……still funny though…zman sends
I’m glad to hear that you are ok Steve. It’s great to see you bouncing around again!
Thanks Z-Man!!
ditto
What Octomom doesn’t tell Oprah!
Shit, that was what my dad didn’t tell my mom.
Thanks Loon!!
“Heineken: the safest way to put your children to sleep, works any times of the day.”
Great picture by the way.
Beer is always a safe, if maybe a little wet, bet.
Thanks Mahfooz!!
“Heineken: the safest way to put your children to sleep, whenever, wherever.”
Great picture by the way.
bhahaa i liek this one scotty
but maybe shouldve read : the fastest way …
Thank you Susi.
Scott, all three are up for the competition lol
A slight tweaking never hurt anyone. Except maybe meth addicts.
Thanks Mahfooz!!
man i feel like one of those babies right now…
not feel as in want to eat them but as in tiredness and wanting to crash…
looks so comfy hehe
What? Why wouldn’t you want to eat baby?
I’m fighting off a bug myself, which is making me tired and grumpy as well.
Thanks Susi!!
“Honey, you seen those Heinekens I was saving for game tonight?”
BTW, I saw those clouds once in the sixties . . . at least I think I did.
Something tells me there’s a tiger in the bathroom. Loved Ron’s caption!
“Thank Gawd I can get them loaded without breaking out the really *good* beer!”
That’s the great thing about toddlers; they’re really cheap and easy dates!
Thanks Dessert Rat!!