Facebook Profiles: Glenn Beck
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About Me: I don’t have any other info up because why would I? They already know my date of birth, addresses, education, assets, investments, whether I had sex with my dear wife Tania this week, if I’ve eaten too much sugar or, GOD FORBID, SALT. They know which movies I enjoy, THEY EVEN KNOW THE COLOR OF MY COLON, PEOPLE! This is the liberal/Stalinist/Machiavellian/Italian?/Indonesian/Islamic and definitely UN-America culture of Big Brother that Obamamania has imposed with bad bad Leroy Brown (and Brown University is just another breeding ground for liberal elitists who want to know the color of MY COLON!) intentions. Do you see how obvious it is now?
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Nov 9th Glenn Beck – On sale now- the funniest, wildest, craziest, downright ridiculous outtakes from my nightly show. Oct 5th through Oct 9th Edition. Beck Gone Wild, Too Crazy for Cable!!! Buy now, only $14.99!! These box sets make great collectors items!! Buy now!!!!
Nov 10th Glenn Beck – Coming up on tonight’s show, I’ll prove that the Black Panthers, in collusion with Acorn, are trying to steal your wives and daughters and plan to ‘turn them out’ and make them their personal bitches and ho’s. It all becomes crystal clear when you exam the street lingo they use. Phrases such as “once you go black, you never go back” run much deeper than you’ve ever imagined. YOU’LL BE SHOCKED AND APPALED!!
~ Rush Limbaugh – I’ve been saying this about Ebonics for years now. It’s all a scam. They just want white women and big tires.
~ Larry Craig – Those naughty, naughty, big, black men need to be punished!
~ Eliot Spitzer – Where is all this going on? It should be stopped.
~ Shawn Hannity – @Eliot; yea you’d like that wouldn’t you, you filthy fornicator? You’re destroying this great, great, great nation!
~ Michael Steele – “Bitch better have my money.” “I’ll put my work boot up yo ass!” “I’ma bout to go all Ike up in this bitch, Tina!”
~ Rush Limbaugh – @Michael- Simmer down Steele. Freak. You black freak.
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~ Glenn Beck – $200k sign on. $30k per shoot (TV). $20K per taping (radio). $5K per tweet or FB update. 8% of all future revenue share with stock options and you have a deal. It’s standard.
Nov 11th Glenn Beck – I can not watch 7 Pounds without tearing up. It is the Saddest. Movie. EVER.
~ Will Smith likes this.
Nov 13th Glenn Beck – Tonight’s show exposes the murderous Hollywood elite, their drug addled henchmen and the evil influence they’ve bought in Washington. These guys kill for fun and profit. I’m almost positive that they are responsible for the deaths of Charlton Heston, Sony Bono and John Voight. Anyone who dares to speak up against their shadowy control is in their crosshairs and marked for death.
~ John Voight – The Fuck? I’m not dead.
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Nov 13th Glenn Beck – Tonight’s show exposes the murderous Hollywood elite, their drug addled henchmen and the evil influence they’ve bought in Washington. These guys kill for fun and profit. I’m almost positive that they are responsible for the deaths of Charlton Heston, Sony Bono and Ronald Reagan’s dog Rex. Anyone who dares to speak up against their shadowy control is in their crosshairs and marked for death.
~ John Voight likes this.
~ Shawn Hannity – I fear for you safety Glenn, I really do. God’s speed Sir!
~ Rush Limbaugh – I’ve been saying this stuff for years.
~ Ted Nugent – I hate those fucking fuckers. Ain’t taking my guns.
~ Larry Craig – Those naughty, naughty actors deserve punishment.
~ Chuck Norris – I’ll protect you Becksy. As you know there are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a roundhouse kick to the face. In fact there are none. Oh, also, I’m what Willis was talkin’ bout.
~ Hike Huckabee likes this.
Nov 16th Glenn Beck –It really burns my blood that wackos out there on the left are accusing me of being anti-Semitic because I dared to publicly denounce the Nazi devil Soros. He’s anti-Semitic. I’m pro-Semitic. I love Jews. I do, I really love Jews.
~ Alan Greenspan likes this
~ Shawn Hannity – It is the liberal Jews in this country who are anti-Semitic. And they are ruining this great, great, great country.
~ Ben Stein – We love you too Glenn!
~ Rush Limbaugh – I’ve been warning you people about Soros for years. Nobody listens El Rushbo anymore.
~ Larry David – Hey Glenn, are you my Israelite? Are you my Israelite? You are a fucking asshole Beck, you really are. Oh wait, I have a message from Susie. She says, “Fuuuuuckkkk Yoouuuuu!” Don’t feel bad though, that’s kind of her shtick.
~Glenn Beck – @Larry- you aren’t a real Jew who loves God and loves America. You’re an evil Hollywood Jew.
~Woody Allen – Beck, Lucifer just called and wants to know what time to expect you?
~ Shawn Hannity – @Woody- People like you (East Coast liberals, not Jewish people. I love Jewish people) are destroying this great, great, great country.
~ Jon Stewart – And fuck your mother’s mother. Now, go get your shine box!
~ Glenn Beck – Leave me alone Jon. You said you would in your rally thing.
Nov 17th Glenn Beck – On tonight’s show we’ll examine what the federal government, OPEC, a Saudi Prince, the liberal media, Queen Elizabeth II, and standardized testing in public schools have to do with MY COLON.
~ Shawn Hannity likes this.
~ Rush Limbaugh – I’ve been talking about my colon for years now.
~ Larry Craig – They are so naughty. YOU are so naughty Becksy!
~ Michael Steele – “I’ll be put my foot up your colon Beck” –That was my street voice.
~ Ben Stein – The queen is an evil, imperial evolutionist.
~ Chuck Norris – I once cleaned a man’s colon. By kicking him in the face.
~ Shawn Hannity – @Chuck, LMBO! Wait, that didn’t even make sense.
~ Susie Essman ‘Green’ – “Fuuuuuckkkk Yoouuuuu Beck!”