Zodi’s Blog

Winner/Bonus Shot/New Caption Contest

And the winner is….  

  

Matt-Man with, “Mom!?  Dad!?  Tommy’s pet rabbit has been in Barry Bonds’ yard again!!” And Frigginloon with, “I see dead rabbits.” Another twofer this week so they have Solomon’s parable to deal with. Will they cut the kitten in half? I hope not….. 

Bonus shot….

    

This is Paco. Paco is just one of my spectacularly drunken (and lovable) Spanish neighbors. There are many more men named Paco. And there are many more spectacularly drunken neighbors. 

 

 

 New caption contest….

“Listen up you two. I just found out that Santa is fake, the Easter Bunny got hit by a car, and Jesus hates us and wants us to die. But daddy said if we don’t take a nice picture then he’s going to shoot Fido. Ok, ready,…smile!”

Just beat my caption to win a bright blue link, international recognition and your chance for bible lessons from a Zen master. -That’s me.

April 21, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , | 54 Comments

Winner/Bonus Shot/New Caption Contest

And  the winner is….   

   

Dianne with, “TMZ reports that a thin dark haired woman was seen running from the scene, no evidence that it was Sandra but …” AND Rooster with, “Even irony likes to be ironic from time to time.” It took a tag team to knock CLT from the top spot, and it was still close. I didn’t want anyone to jump to any crazy conclusions about him and I either. Because that would be just crazy. 

Bonus shot….    

      

This is another kitten we saved when her mother abandoned her. A lot of the stray cats here are tragically addicted to crack (or are just retarded). After a week or two they just leave them to die. We nursed this one back to health with a dropper and condensed milk. I figure you guys will only love me more (and possibly send me money) if you see that I save kittens. 

New Caption Contest…. 

The earliest known citing of ‘Frank’ from Donnie Darko.

All you have to do is beat my caption for international recognition, a beautiful blue link and a free kitten! Please include your address (for kitten mailing) and credit card info (for voluntary donations). Would a dude who saves kittens really rob you? Feel free to also send cash….lots and lots of cash.

April 10, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , | 50 Comments

Winner/Bonus Shot/New Caption Contest

 

And the winner is…

Ramblin’ Rooster with “Sadly the Blake marriage was never consummated due to Donny’s massive coronary three hours after consuming the fifty pound wedding burger.”  

   

   

Bonus Shot….

Really high

  

   

   

   

New Caption Contest….  

   

Mary’s new husband Chester proudly displays the last vestiges of his rapidly declining testosterone levels. Meanwhile Grandma second guesses the sleeping arrangements.

Just beat my caption to win a bright azure link, international recognition and morning glory! Good luck and God Bless…

February 5, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , | 39 Comments