Zodi’s Blog

Winner/Bonus Shot/New Caption Contest


And the winner is…. 


The winner by popular consensus, and because I said so is Jay with, “I think I’m going to go into the priesthood.  And, I’m going to start practicing right after this picture is taken.” Because pedophilia makes us smile! 


Bonus shot…. 

This is one of the things I love about living in rural, Southern Spain; the apocalypse could occur and I wouldn’t know for weeks.

 New Caption Contest….  

-January 30th 1965- The Cheney family receives fresh intel that The Kenyan has arrived on the big island.

I know that the dates don’t match up but I don’t care. You are supposed to beat me after all. So all you have to do now is bring the pain. By ‘beat me,’ I mean beat my caption. And by ‘bring the pain,’ I mean bring funny captions. Even though I think the outfits are cool and kinda sexy, I’m not into actual pain. Sorry. 

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  1. Hmmm – “Little Luke pips Grandpa at the post to nail the pinko-lefties spied breaching the property border” – is all I got…
    Its tough, this caption contest. Like you, your wonderful political leaders is what first came to my mind, although I was going along the lines of Sarah Palin…
    But what really grabs my eye is the little man’s shorts – I love ’em!

    Comment by RubyTwoShoes | May 6, 2010 | Reply

    • I think I used to have a pair of those. Lord knows I had enough pairs of ball hugging OP’s. Great caption!

      Thanks RTS!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | May 7, 2010 | Reply

  2. Little Kenny, “Dad, do I have to eat everything I kill”, Cheney lines up his new toy, a 50 cal auto-assault weapon, w/200 rounds of ammo, purchased from ‘Guns Be Us”.

    Comment by jammer5 | May 6, 2010 | Reply

    • I think it would always be a good idea… to eat everything you kill. Worked out ok for Dahmer.

      Thanks Jammer!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | May 7, 2010 | Reply

  3. Son, stop scaring the friggin cat!

    Comment by frigginloon | May 6, 2010 | Reply

  4. “Bag em’, Dan-O”

    Cheers Scott!!

    Comment by Matt-Man | May 6, 2010 | Reply

    • 5.0. And we were just talking about OP’s.

      Thanks Matt-Man!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | May 7, 2010 | Reply

  5. Congrats to the winner, and here we go for this one:

    “The squirrel would never raid the bird feeder again, which disappeared along with every other life form within a mile . . .”

    Great picture, Scott! Frightening . . . but great!

    Comment by Dan McGinley | May 6, 2010 | Reply

    • I’m guessing that their hobbies wouldn’t be conducive to bird watching either.

      Thanks Dan!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | May 7, 2010 | Reply

  6. I really like your caption, actually. Jay’s from last week was awesome, glad he won. It fit perfect.

    Beautiful picture up there. That settles it. I’m coming to visit.

    Comment by Mrs. D | May 6, 2010 | Reply

    • Very cool, I’ll see you then!

      Thanks Mrs. D!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | May 7, 2010 | Reply

  7. that bonus shot is idyllic in all it’s beauty! i love that shot.

    Comment by Lynn | May 6, 2010 | Reply

    • You can find serenity and quiet beauty around every turn.

      Thanks Lynn!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | May 7, 2010 | Reply

  8. Hey Pop….if’n a squirls 5 point ‘n’ a robin be’n 10, whud I git for’n hummin’bird?

    Comment by Micky-T | May 6, 2010 | Reply

    • That a lotta gun for a little bird.

      Thanks Micky!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | May 7, 2010 | Reply

  9. “If you keep practicing son, someday you’ll be good enough to kill wolves from helicopters with Sarah Palin.”

    Comment by Jay | May 6, 2010 | Reply

    • haha another serious contender Jay.

      Thanks Jay!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | May 7, 2010 | Reply

  10. Jason was determined to beat grandpa’s quail hunting record

    (love the bonus shot)

    Comment by nursemyra | May 6, 2010 | Reply

    • Oh that Jason….good one!

      Thanks Nursemyra!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | May 7, 2010 | Reply

  11. Nice work, Jay. Congrats on the ever-popular blue link.

    I’ll send information of an apocalypse via telegram, Scott. This should buy you a day or two of repenting and whatnot.

    My caption attempt:

    “Grandpa field tests the new ‘Titanic’ home defense system, which utilizes women and children first.”

    Comment by Capitalist Lion Tamer | May 6, 2010 | Reply

    • Thanks for the post-rapture heads up CLT. I don’t think I’ll use it to repent but rather to stockpile weapons, food, women, and pharmaceuticals. For me, that’ll be the best part, the open pharmacies.

      Can you say morphine drip to treat flatulence?

      Thanks CLT!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | May 7, 2010 | Reply

  12. Oh crap Jay played the Sarah Palin card first!

    The caption that came to me actually shocked the better part of me – for a nano second anyway
    “Sarah! Jesus Fucking Christ! He’s got Down’s Syndrome, do you really think this is a good idea!?”

    Jay so owned last week’s caption

    Love the road photo, it’s wonderful Scott

    Comment by dianne | May 7, 2010 | Reply

    • I gotta say Dianne; so far you are the favorite in my eyes. You just made me spit coffee and that’s always a good sign!

      You really do have to come and see Spain…

      Thanks Dianne!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | May 7, 2010 | Reply

  13. Is that a penis hanging from the kids back? Oh hang on it’s that old dude’s nose…My Bad? Hmm, but his arm does look like it’s coming out of his arse.

    Comment by frigginloon | May 7, 2010 | Reply

    • Now that’s the second time today that I spit coffee. That totally looks like a ‘back penis.’

      Thanks Loon!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | May 7, 2010 | Reply

      • Blahahaha so the kid can f*** you from the front or the back!

        Comment by frigginloon | May 10, 2010 | Reply

        • He looks like he’ll grow up to be the one who will stab you (or fuck you) in the back!

          Comment by Scott Oglesby | May 11, 2010 | Reply

  14. ok fine sarah palin has been used but i wanna have a go at this one:

    “dad! i think Russia just moved in next door!”

    Comment by Susi Spice | May 7, 2010 | Reply

    • Haha that was a great metaphorical reference to the ever changing global, political landscape Susi!

      Thanks Susi!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | May 7, 2010 | Reply

  15. Oh, I suck at this…..

    “The Hestons were so proud of little Charlton. Just like Grampa taught him.”

    Comment by Candy | May 7, 2010 | Reply

    • You don’t suck at all. I’d been waiting on a Hesston reference….

      Thanks Candy!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | May 7, 2010 | Reply

  16. I don’t know how you’ll ever be able to leave. It looks damned beautiful. Every photo you post makes me wish I could just get on a plane.

    I’m afraid I’m captionless. I thought I had the beginnings of something with the hawaii shirt and the Tom Selleck moustache but…na..

    Comment by Donald Mills | May 7, 2010 | Reply

    • It is beautiful Don. You should just jump on a plane and check it out. I think you’ll find the lifestyle more to your liking…there is certainly more elder respect around here. And the heat is good for your bones.

      Come back if you think of one!

      Thanks Don!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | May 8, 2010 | Reply

  17. Gordon Brown, brilands prime-minister under seige after loosing the election, trains his kids to man the door at Number 10 Downing Street to ward off all pretenders to his throne!

    Comment by Dave Hambidge | May 10, 2010 | Reply

    • I guess he’s doing just about everything he can to ward off the pretenders huh? If I were him I’d be firing my audio/video tech.

      Thanks Dave!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | May 10, 2010 | Reply

  18. “Nothing says summer like gatling gun” – Yes I know, it’s not a gatling gun, but since I am to over look your dates, you can overlook my misidentification.

    Comment by Ramblin' Rooster | May 11, 2010 | Reply

    • Consider your misidentification overlooked. I’m not that knowledgeable about army type guns anyway. Great caption!

      Thanks Rooster!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | May 11, 2010 | Reply

  19. HAHAHAHA!!!! :’D I don’t have any decent contribution to the new caption contest, but I’m Kenyan and couldn’t resist commenting – that shit is funny! I could be dead from OLS (Over-Laughter Syndrome) right now 😀 Is my ghost writing this..?

    Comment by nobodyouknow | May 20, 2010 | Reply

    • I’m glad you like it..(I’d normally say your name here, but I guess you’re no body I know…)

      Thanks Nobodyouknow!!

      Comment by Scott Oglesby | May 21, 2010 | Reply

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