Winner/Bonus Shot/NCC/And Other News

 

And the winner is….

For an unprecedented second win in a row it’s Capitalist Lion Tamer with…. “In other news, the FDA has just released a statement on acceptable phpm (pubic hairs per million) levels in organic produce.” The phpm won it out. Who among us doesn’t love that image?

Bonus Shot….

 

Ahhh, the Med! Unfortunately, this photo was taken just off a highway. There’s a soft shoulder and then …well this. They don’t believe in guardrails here. It’s their way of eliminating chronic drunk drivers.    

New Caption Contest….

Friday afternoon Jimbo finally came to understand how powerful this law of attraction stuff really is. Next week on the curriculum; the harsh reality of gravity.

You guys know the drill, just beat CLT’s caption for an amazing azure link, international recognition and a free copy (you’ll have to attract it though) of The Secret.

In other news April 1^st marks one year for me in this hobby/craft of blogging. I can’t believe I’ve lasted this long. Twice as long as 4 of my marriages in fact. I’ve met some of the coolest, funniest people to ever walk the earth along the way…and I just wanted to say thank you… I love you all. Here comes Kayne West so I better wrap it up.

Also I’m quitting smoking again on April 1^st, for the last time, I promise. So send me some good, peaceful vibes and some morphine please.