Kill Granny! The truth about Obamacare.

Danger!! Danger!!

 

In two unprecedented moves, the far right has aligned itself with a surprising ally in the fundamentalist Christians, and used fear as a strategy in a political battle. Harsh times call for harsh tactics and indeed this is the case as Obamacare is on the verge of not only taking over our lives, but actually taking our lives.  

 

“This is simply an informative campaign to educate the great seniors of this wonderful country about the imminent threat posed by health care reform,” said anti-abortion leader Randall Terry. So, as a public service I have helped to assimilate and organize all of the information available from the health care bill itself, as well as information gleaned from great American Christian websites and *other trusted sources. This is collaboration between Focus on the Family, The 700 Club, Shawn Hannity for a less scary America, Fred Thompson for higher ratings,  Rapture Ready, and sponsored by the NRA, Aetna, Cigna, UnitedHealth, WellPoint, and Lifelock “Because you shouldn’t have to feel afraid.”

 

So, in easy to understand language with new larger type, I now give you the assimilated list of dangers and threats from the new Socialist Care proposal. Some highlights of things that are about to happen to you or someone you love……

  

• Prenatal care will now only be given to determine if you will be forced to have an abortion. There will be an impossible to understand, shifting scale based on demographics of the country, education, and religion. If you are white and middle class you will most likely be forced to have an abortion. An undertrained bureaucrat will perform the procedure. Your baby will then be recycled, by the enviro-fascists.
• They will kill healthy Christian babies to harvest organs and plasma for sick Arab babies. Proving that Obama is a secret Muslim.
• Beginning in the second grade, contraceptives will be handed out to your children as well as sexual education training and indoctrination into the homosexual lifestyle. Those who do not conform will be shot.
• Obama is legalizing human cloning and is making a clone of himself even as we speak. He will then reverse the term limit laws and refuse to step down as president until his clone is of legal age. If this bill is passed he will effectively rule this country until after the pretribulation rapture. Then for seven years he will bring seven great plagues upon this earth.
• Childhood immunizations would only cover ‘at risk’ children. No white babies would be covered.  
• All drugs will be legalized and forced upon your children, ensuring a subservient, mollified, and sedated social class.  
• You would never get to see your family doctor again. They would all be forced into re-education camps where they will conform or be shot. IF they make it back out; they will be known as practitioners of the occult!
• You will have to go to the DMV to see a doctor and the post office to see a dentist.
• Dr. Kevorkian will be appointed as a ‘Death Czar’ presiding over the newly formed Department of Euthanasia. A committee of bureaucrats will determine the age for forced mercy killings. This will be a sliding scale based on race, income, health, and religion. (WASPKILL) is the nickname of the board!   
• Children will be forced into IQ, aptitude, strength, and agility testing to determine their placement in ‘The New Great Society.’ Those who do not fit in will be shot.
• Routine check ups (at the DMV) will be mandatory every 2 months to determine when your ‘privilege to live’ will be revoked. When your time is up… you will be shot.
• Once every 6 months there will be a surprise ‘inspection’ of every home in America to purportedly make sure conditions are safe and sanitary.  The truth is that they will be looking to confiscate your guns and bibles. 
• There will be a ‘medical history chip’ implanted into your skin to supposedly prevent accidental deaths due to allergies and overdoses. The truth is however that you will be implanted with the number of the beast; fulfilling biblical prophesies.  If you do not take the number… you will be shot.

  

This is only the tip of the iceberg folks. Just wait until you see what Carpathia/Obama has in store for his second term. And the heathens believed that ‘Left Behind’ was just a book! It is up to the Christians, the righteous, the great patriots of this great nation to stop this legislation in its tracks. Do you really want to be dragged out of the beauty parlor by your brand new curls, and shot in the back of the head? NO? Then please send us your social security checks and large portions of your retirement accounts and life savings immediately.        

  

Who could ever guess that this wonderful man would be so prophetic when he said.. “Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It’s no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history.” –Pat Robertson

–All that, and the guy can squat 1800lb’s!!! God Bless Him!!

 

 When asked to defend his outrageously nefarious plans, President Obama proved that he is in fact the antichrist by offering a smarmy smile, a dry wit, and a misunderstood Descartes reference. When reporters found vice president Joe Biden at the local Hooters, Joe first favored the crowd with a loud belch an even louder guffaw and then said, “All this stuff he’s doin, it ought to be alright. I know if he tries to kill my dear old mother, I’ll be coming after him and his whole family with a sawed off shotgun! Really, I’m not joking. It should be ok though. Hey, who wants to have a couple beers with good ol’ Scranton Joe? There are a ton of hot babes in there with tiny little clothes on!!”

 

 

 

One aside- If you are republican, or a Christian, I don’t have a problem with you. I only have a problem with anybody that uses fear to generate money and support. Unfortunately, the Christian right has got it down to an art form. If we could just learn to speak rationally and honestly we would begin to move forward as a society.