Winner/Bonus Shot/New Caption Contest
And the winner is….
In a hotly contested battle Nursemyra takes home the blue with, “Do these shorts flatter my erectile tissue?” After long, hard thought it was his pose and expression that won it for the sexy nurse.
Happy Valentine’s Day…..
Romantic couple watching the sunset
New caption contest….
Who knew a pair of Capri’s could feel so uncomfortable?
Who knew a pair of Capri’s could feel so uncomfortable?
You guys know the drill; just beat my caption (and the hell out of each other) to win a stunning blue link, international recognition and a three-some with a pair of hot Barbary Macaques!
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Wal*Mart was having a sale on retarded kids. We bought the entire set.
Cheers and Happy V-Day to ya, Scott. Cheers Funny Man!!
Matt, you are soooo NOT PC! Ha! You’re definitely some stiff competition in the caption area! (Oh, wait, maybe I was thinking of the guy in the shorts…)
Hahahahahahahaha!
Wal-Mart people much like their products are low quality replicas. Happy V-Day back atcha!
Thanks Matt-Man!!
Go NurseMyra! I totally missed the stiffie!
Love the romantic couple, great shot.
Johnny found his attempt to butt in on the family photo session to have been a big mistake.
Great caption…I think that more than a few people are going to miss what you caught.
Thanks Laura!!
HA! NurseMyra is a genius! I’m still laughing over her medical term caption! I’m going to have to think about this one, and can’t get into physically beating the others unless there’s leather, whipped cream, and . . . oh, give me some plastic surgery to ukeep p appearances, you know. These are the beautiful people!
She is a genius, there’s no doubt about it. And flattery will you everywhere. I’m curious to see what you come up with for this one.
Thanks Dan!!
I like the winner’s commentary.
lol
Happy Valentine’s Day.
It was a tough call, but I think I made the right choice.
Thanks Corve!!
Before the offering, is that a shot of Gibraltar Harbour with the monkeys?
“Who farted?”
Yes it was. If you’re on Facebook, you have to check out my photos, I have some great ones of Gib and La Linea.
Thanks Dave!!
I don’t do facebook, not my thing!
I love it for keeping in touch with friends a continent away…
Don’t have none of them!
You have one right here…Aint I sweet?
congrats nurse!!
love the romatic photo Scott, what a beautiful sky and a sweet, lovely couple
my caption …
“If I keep having a kid every year my uterus is going to fall out and scream”
You know how much I love monkeys Dianne. Holy Screaming Uterus Batman!
Thanks Dianne!!
“Here I was enjoying a nice, well deserved nap…wtf, do these people have no feeling in their asses?”
Love the monkeys and congrats Nursemyra, well done.
Haha good one Reb, it’s nice to see you again!
Thanks Reb!!
This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I said, “Why don’t you just sit on my face!”
Or, alternate caption (I hope this doesn’t constitute cheating):
Earl realized too late that not only was he going to die a slow, painful death by suffocation, but baby Lisa had just wet her nappy and her mother had eaten prunes for breakfast.
No you can submit as many as you like. That’s hilarious, I was trying to fit in the ‘face sitting’ angle but couldn’t find a decent way to do it. They are both great!
Thanks Desert Rat!!
This Mormon family could have sent Thomas to bed without his dinner for swearing, but decided to smash the demons out of him in a manner described by the late Bishop Josiah’s book, Dealing with Disobedience Once and For All.
That’s brilliant!
Thanks FJ!!
oh boy I won! Thanks Scott, now I’m too excited to think of a caption for the latest one… will have to come back!
Congratulations, you deserved it!
Thanks Nursemrya!!
this is the only way i could get in the family.
You have to start somewhere….
Thanks Corve!!
LOL, I didn’t even notice the face on the couch for a while… I was like “what’s so weird about this picture?”.
The 70s family/van picture is soooo creepy, lol. Shorts like that should have NEVER been intended for men.
Haha, I think a lot of people missed it, it took me awhile too.
I couldn’t agree more on the shorts. Although I do remember a few pairs of OP’s in blue and red which I wore with abandon back in the day….
Thanks Mrs.D/3!!
HAHA! NM is a genius.
Great photo, Scott…although sadly, I think I may have dated that guy back in my heavy-drinking days…
Happy belated Valentine´s Day!
ps. I vote for FJ´s line…
Oh shit, if you dated that ‘guy’ then I made a huge mistake back in my heavy drinking days…. They told me they were lesbians looking for a good time. Damn vodka!
As you know your vote holds considerable weight on me. Much like the two sexually aggressive monkeys…
Thanks B!!
“Within five years, Mary was giving birth without even realizing it.”
I wonder how the guy can even……nevermind..ugh.
Thanks Rooster!!
The Duggars: “We just started having a kid every year and nobody said anything about stopping.”
And they’re not even Italian or Spanish…WTF?
Thanks Jay!!
Take that, Mommy Dearest!
That woman they’re sitting on just looks a lot like Crawford — the eye anyway . . .
Who CIndy? OR Texas?
Thanks Dan!!
Last time Aunty Jean takes a quick snooze under a throw rug 😦
haha, I wouldn’t lay down anywhere near those people.
Thanks Frigginloon!!
“Beatrice tried hard to hide that fact that she’d had a son out of wedlock before she married Jerry”
Oh that one is great!
Thanks Nursemyra!!
“… and since the yard was already full of corpses…”
Congrats, NM. Medical terms are always comic gold.
Haha, it’s great to finally have you back again, again! Medical terms and Ovaltine CLT…
Thanks CLT!!
After a long, hard thought huh? Hummm….how do I ‘follow’ you without Twitter, which I refuse to get into?
A long, hard thought indeed! there should be a button to follow on the right side of the page. It doesn’t seem to always be up though, I might see about changing themes this weekend. Plus, I’m on Facebook…
Thanks Amy!!